Tuesday, March 26, 2024
Three women? That's what we call a glutton for punishment
A Houston man found himself behind bars for three years after repeatedly marrying multiple women since 2019. Orlando Coleman,51, was handed the sentence last week for marrying a third woman just two months after being placed on probation for being simultaneously married to two other women.
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Bigamy is when you have one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing…
ReplyDeleteBillionaire Dallas Oilman H.L. Hunt had 3 wives too. He commented that "When you have genes like mine, you make sure you pass them around." He sired 9 children.
ReplyDeleteIs that bigamy or trigamy?
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DeleteHe's a better man than I, I've had one for 38 years and one is enough to deal with....futz that shit, no thanks....
ReplyDeleteSome would say that having one wife is one too many.
ReplyDeleteSometimes just one wife is two too many.
DeleteOrlando believes that variety is the spice of life. However, he'd been better off both legally and financially turning to a spicy variety of hookers
ReplyDeleteIt is said that if it flies, floats or fornicates, it is cheaper to rent it. I heard that somewhere.
Delete3 wives? Makes sense from an organizational standpoint. One Saudi guy I used to work with explained it this way - you always have an odd number of wives. This way, the group dynamics are that they form 2 groups that argue and fight with each other, instead of focusing their ire on you. It is more stable that way.
DeleteWasn't there a TV show about that...Sister Wives or something?
ReplyDeleteIt's not punishment - its called mercy.
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Piker...
ReplyDeletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giovanni_Vigliotto
What is the punishment for having two wives? Having two wives. By extension, three in this case.
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