#2 tells you everything you need to know about why I don't swim in public pools.
Hundreds of sweaty, gnarly people in a bowl of water. The first thing that happens is EVERYONE'S ass crack gets washout out. Then, everyone's spitting water back into the pool.
They'll tell you that it's okay because of the chlorine... If I soaked a turd in chlorine, would that make it okay to eat it? It might be sterile, but it's still nasty!!!
Some of these I could relate to, some just cracked me up and some went flying over my head
ReplyDeleteThanks for all of those #1,#2, #3 cracking me up.
ReplyDeleteKenny, this is an absolutely fantastic selection today. Thank you!
ReplyDelete#11 Someone flunked marketing. They left out the fact that the rocks are organic.
ReplyDeleteAnd pesticide free plus no animals were harmed in making these rocks. Unless you count the dinosaurs ...
DeleteAnd Gluten Free!
DeleteCertified vegan !!!
Delete#9 oh hell no, oh FUCK no!!! lol
ReplyDelete#5 - Yes I have
ReplyDelete#17 - I understand it's considered impolite to ask Porsche what they did during the war.
#9 Why do you need three??? I've found one to be more than plenty...
ReplyDelete#2 The only thing I can say is, no shit?
ReplyDelete#2 tells you everything you need to know about why I don't swim in public pools.
ReplyDeleteHundreds of sweaty, gnarly people in a bowl of water. The first thing that happens is EVERYONE'S ass crack gets washout out. Then, everyone's spitting water back into the pool.
They'll tell you that it's okay because of the chlorine... If I soaked a turd in chlorine, would that make it okay to eat it? It might be sterile, but it's still nasty!!!
#12 Preheat the oven with a spanking before you leave home.
ReplyDeleteIf you are at a Church's that IS in business, you are also in a horrible neighborhood.
ReplyDeleteHey Kenny, you probably already seen this, but just in case you haven't - https://youtu.be/g9W5OjQK_4c Mad Dog Shriver, short Doc.
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