Reports say the man was fishing in a pond inside the Pennbrooke Fairways neighborhood in Leesburg when the gator attacked him, biting off his hand. Ron Priest, who spoke exclusively to FOX 35’s Kelsie Cairns, saw the whole thing play out in his backyard.
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Happy Gilmore part deux
ReplyDeleteAlternate headline: Dumbass fishes alligator-cautioned golf course pond; hilarity ensues.
ReplyDeleteYou can’t blame Florida Man for this one.
Man calls home, "Honey, I was fishing and a gator bit off my finger!"
ReplyDeleteWife, "You whole finger?"
Man, "No, the one right next to it."
A 8 footer tried to get my wife in the Everglades.
ReplyDeleteI hit him with a fishing pole because I couldn't think of anything better.
My dad found a big chunk of cement and drilled him flush in the skull twice.
Damn, I miss Dad.
I remember on the golf course the yankees chasing the gators with golfcarts and swinging clubs at them.....I always rooted for the gators....
ReplyDeleteStories are getting closer, that one's only about 2.5 miles from my house, and I'm willing to bet the helicopter they used landed in the parking lot next to me. I'm doing my best to stay out of these Florida reports.
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