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My wife had to detour around the crash scene. He knocked the poor fucker right out of his shoes...Pro-tip: Walk against traffic so you can see drunken air-drummers leaving the lane to hit you. You might be able to jump out of the way.
It would have turned into a happy ending for the dude if he had just been polishing his piccolo.
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My wife had to detour around the crash scene. He knocked the poor fucker right out of his shoes...
ReplyDeletePro-tip: Walk against traffic so you can see drunken air-drummers leaving the lane to hit you. You might be able to jump out of the way.
It would have turned into a happy ending for the dude if he had just been polishing his piccolo.
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