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Friday, April 05, 2024

Air drums, okay - air guitar, not okay

A 21-year-old Minnesota man accused of fatally striking a pedestrian with his car allegedly told police he did not even see the victim because he was “jamming out” and playing “air guitar” while behind the wheel.

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  1. My wife had to detour around the crash scene. He knocked the poor fucker right out of his shoes...

    Pro-tip: Walk against traffic so you can see drunken air-drummers leaving the lane to hit you. You might be able to jump out of the way.

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  2. It would have turned into a happy ending for the dude if he had just been polishing his piccolo.

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