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Friday, April 05, 2024

Chimp-out in Pittsburgh

A fight that began with bananas being thrown inside a Pittsburgh gas station has led to one person hospitalized and a clerk facing charges.

The incident occurred at a Sunoco located in the 100 block of North Craig Street in Pittsburgh on Monday, according to WPXI and WTAE.

14 comments:

  1. Thank GOD they did not start throwing watermelons at each other!

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    1. They should have. Perhaps then one would have died.

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  2. Customer in critical condition getting hit in the head with a PVC pipe?

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    1. Probably a thrust, not a swing.

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    2. It could have been schedule 80 or one of the higher grades with a lot of wall thickness.
      Or the reporter didn't know or forgot to mention it was filled with cement...

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  3. What this country needs is common sense fruit control. We can't have our citizenry wantonly tossing bananas, muskmelons or kumquats at one another while considering ourselves a civilized society. Somebody should really get on this.

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    1. At the very least a limit on large capacity hands of bananas.

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  4. What? No side shooting, extended magazine purloined Glock switch equipped 17s involved? The bros must be gettin' civilized.

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  5. 1" schedule 40 is stout. Just like a ball bat.

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  6. 2" sched 80 with a cap on the end is a formidable club.

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  7. I refuse to believe this story. You cannot injure chimps by hitting them in the head.

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  8. The poor bananas getting thrown about they are for eating not throwing, just saying

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  9. Stereotypes don't just drop outta the clear blue sky. That said, the jokes are literally writing themselves now.

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  10. I guess they missed the class:

    https://youtu.be/nqTFPuiMSk8?si=_DpjjpYvsGWwk75B

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