A fight that began with bananas being thrown inside a Pittsburgh gas station has led to one person hospitalized and a clerk facing charges.
The incident occurred at a Sunoco located in the 100 block of North Craig Street in Pittsburgh on Monday, according to WPXI and WTAE.
Thank GOD they did not start throwing watermelons at each other!
ReplyDeleteThey should have. Perhaps then one would have died.
DeleteCustomer in critical condition getting hit in the head with a PVC pipe?
ReplyDeleteProbably a thrust, not a swing.
DeleteIt could have been schedule 80 or one of the higher grades with a lot of wall thickness.
DeleteOr the reporter didn't know or forgot to mention it was filled with cement...
What this country needs is common sense fruit control. We can't have our citizenry wantonly tossing bananas, muskmelons or kumquats at one another while considering ourselves a civilized society. Somebody should really get on this.
ReplyDeleteAt the very least a limit on large capacity hands of bananas.
DeleteWhat? No side shooting, extended magazine purloined Glock switch equipped 17s involved? The bros must be gettin' civilized.
ReplyDelete1" schedule 40 is stout. Just like a ball bat.
ReplyDelete2" sched 80 with a cap on the end is a formidable club.
ReplyDeleteI refuse to believe this story. You cannot injure chimps by hitting them in the head.
ReplyDeleteThe poor bananas getting thrown about they are for eating not throwing, just saying
ReplyDeleteStereotypes don't just drop outta the clear blue sky. That said, the jokes are literally writing themselves now.
ReplyDeleteI guess they missed the class:
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/nqTFPuiMSk8?si=_DpjjpYvsGWwk75B