CHICAGO — Investigators have linked a man to several shoplifting incidents at North Side sporting goods stores, partly because he accidentally dropped his driver’s license while stealing a bicycle, according to a Chicago police report.
WTF? Dropped his driver license while stealing a pedal bike? Hey dude you had a license to drive a car and it can go a lot faster than a bike, so give the Schwinn a miss and jack a BMW. Gustavo Covarrubias? That explains it.
I used to know this lady who was working in a branch bank one time when they got robbed. They gave the guy the dye pack and it went off as soon as he went outside. He started throwing down money and ran off and when they recovered the cash and counted it all there was $40 more than he stole in the first place.
Years ago my wife forgot her purse in the bathroom at Sam's Club. We realised it within minutes, called the bank and cancelled the credit card . About a week later I get a call from a Topeka detective informing me that my wife had been arrested. I said that was strange because she was sitting right across from me at the table. He asked me to describe her. Medium height, slender blonde hair very white skin... Det: are you sure she's not black and around 280#? Me, not unless I didn't learn my colors right in grade school. The woman they had in custody had tried passing about a dozen checks and had shoplifted one of the stores. She had my wife's purse but had pitched her DL and other ID but still had pictures of the kids and family.
WTF? Dropped his driver license while stealing a pedal bike? Hey dude you had a license to drive a car and it can go a lot faster than a bike, so give the Schwinn a miss and jack a BMW. Gustavo Covarrubias? That explains it.
ReplyDeleteI used to know this lady who was working in a branch bank one time when they got robbed. They gave the guy the dye pack and it went off as soon as he went outside. He started throwing down money and ran off and when they recovered the cash and counted it all there was $40 more than he stole in the first place.
ReplyDeleteIs this like the passports of the hijackers they supposedly found outside on the ground near the twin towers? Asking for friend.
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Years ago my wife forgot her purse in the bathroom at Sam's Club. We realised it within minutes, called the bank and cancelled the credit card .
ReplyDeleteAbout a week later I get a call from a Topeka detective informing me that my wife had been arrested.
I said that was strange because she was sitting right across from me at the table.
He asked me to describe her. Medium height, slender blonde hair very white skin...
Det: are you sure she's not black and around 280#?
Me, not unless I didn't learn my colors right in grade school.
The woman they had in custody had tried passing about a dozen checks and had shoplifted one of the stores. She had my wife's purse but had pitched her DL and other ID but still had pictures of the kids and family.