#3 Years ago I was having breakfast with my brother at an IHOP; he decided to shake the ketchup bottle before pouring it on his eggs. Unfortunately, and hilariously, the previous user left the cap loose. It popped off immediately. The waitress walking by got a stripe of ketchup on her backside, and brother got two across his face on the backstroke and frontstroke before he realized what was happening. I'm sitting opposite him watching the entire show. Good times.
#4, intelligence is not uniquely human or even tied to the physical world. #8, 404 error, intelligence only applies to some humans some of the time. #10, getting old is rough, stay as young as possible through rigorous diet and exercise.
#3: I'd never trust that top enough to do it like she did. Honestly just put it away upside down and you never have to worry about it. #8: I was hoping for a proper goring, but this works.
#8 bun boy skating into a group of gentle water buffalo. several have ear tags. I only wish the cow had stomped on him
ReplyDeleteWhy? Dude wasn't bothering anyone.
DeleteBun boys have no experience with hand to hand... great handle to grab, a fight ender with the follow up move.
DeleteTwat knot. That's enough.
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#3 Good Lord, I mean...damn dude.
ReplyDelete#5 Good Lord, I mean...damn girlie.
#3 Years ago I was having breakfast with my brother at an IHOP; he decided to shake the ketchup bottle before pouring it on his eggs. Unfortunately, and hilariously, the previous user left the cap loose. It popped off immediately. The waitress walking by got a stripe of ketchup on her backside, and brother got two across his face on the backstroke and frontstroke before he realized what was happening. I'm sitting opposite him watching the entire show. Good times.
ReplyDeleteCPO on one of the boats to which I was attached started shaking a salad dressing container with mess-y, pun intended, results. Not a happy man.
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#7 Good way to lose a few teeth.
ReplyDelete#10 - That popping clutch was completely coincidental I'm sure ...
ReplyDelete#9- Hell, who hasn't wanted to do that?
ReplyDelete"You can't roller skate through a buffalo herd."
ReplyDelete#4, intelligence is not uniquely human or even tied to the physical world.
ReplyDelete#8, 404 error, intelligence only applies to some humans some of the time.
#10, getting old is rough, stay as young as possible through rigorous diet and exercise.
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#2...Don't look at me...I'm hideous!
ReplyDelete#3. Bwahahaha.....awesome
ReplyDeleteSome what the hell memes here as always, that is what memes are for to make us go what the hell
ReplyDelete#6 I knew what was going to happen before it did.
ReplyDelete#3: I'd never trust that top enough to do it like she did. Honestly just put it away upside down and you never have to worry about it.
ReplyDelete#8: I was hoping for a proper goring, but this works.
#2. Shirley, she should be in "I'm sure she's taken."
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