Wide-eyed wonderment in the joy he had found. May he have a long and happy life consuming the blessed protein that the Lord, with the help of American farmers and ranchers, hath provided. Amen.
I don't think I've heard of the Mumps in years. My mother thought I had them and my father said give him a dill pickle, which I loved. I bit into that pickle, my jaws locked up now and my jaw hinges shot with pain. My father said, yup that's sure fire way and he has the mumps.
Wide-eyed wonderment in the joy he had found.
ReplyDeleteMay he have a long and happy life consuming the blessed protein that the Lord, with the help of American farmers and ranchers, hath provided. Amen.
Buy that boy a pistol.
ReplyDeleteNo future vegan he….!!
ReplyDeleteFrom that day on he proudly used the name Bubba.
ReplyDeleteYou will get EXACTLY the same response with a dill pickle. Trust me on this....
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've heard of the Mumps in years. My mother thought I had them and my father said give him a dill pickle, which I loved. I bit into that pickle, my jaws locked up now and my jaw hinges shot with pain. My father said, yup that's sure fire way and he has the mumps.
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