Porch pirates beware. There’s a new home security camera on the horizon, promising to deter would-be intruders and package thieves with paintballs fired at “ultra-high precision.”
OZ-IT, a Slovenia-based startup, is raising money for an AI-powered home surveillance system that would use facial recognition and an app-based system to fire paintballs — or even tear gas pellets — at potential ne’er-do-wells .
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Never mind, this is even better.
Sorry. It is illegal to use flame throwers against democrat voters. Oops. Thugs.
ReplyDeleteActually only banned in Maryland. Legal in the other 49 states. Even California with a permit. Frickin Cali , cant carry a handgun loaded. But you can sport a flamethrower everywhere.
DeleteI'm thinking you might need a lawyer when it shoots the neighbor kid wanting to cut the grass.
ReplyDeleteHow about combined dye packet dye and CS balls?
ReplyDeleteI prefer a simple sprayer full of skunk juice. Especially for door to door salespeople that won't take no for an answer.
ReplyDeleteRock salt
ReplyDeleteRock salt would be an attention getter too.
ReplyDeleteI want a laser guided Ma Deuce on the roof.
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