yep, day shift on the ramp at every major U.S. airport. And parts fall off airplanes - and not just Boeings. Suitcases get lost, or rifled through and pilfered. Cargo and freight "get lost". And, folks go through TSA and the 'diverse workforce' for a trip they could have driven to... Shut up and grab a cactus
Case of miller high life (champagne of beers... "classy") A bag of pork rinds and a handful of slim-jims. The deal stealer is the 12 pack of RC cola and a dozen Moon pies. Could be a fun Tuesday night.
#5: Stick around buttercup(s); life's just getting warmed up. And hjets, yes a blow job probably is awkward. Especially if the wrong one starts doing it.
Well at least Fran Drescher looks like a human female, kinda.
ReplyDeleteThat album was banned by the Geneva concords, as cruel and excessive.
DeleteYoko Ono looks like a Viet Cong old enough to have escorted Jane Fonda around Hanoi.
DeleteDunno, I was kinda fond of blasting their famous duet, "My Fingernails on Your Chalkboard" at all hours of the night in the dorm.
DeleteBet their using that album at Gitmo to get people to talk!
DeleteFran is a man!
ReplyDelete"The day shift" haha. That's precious
ReplyDeleteyep, day shift on the ramp at every major U.S. airport. And parts fall off airplanes - and not just Boeings. Suitcases get lost, or rifled through and pilfered. Cargo and freight "get lost". And, folks go through TSA and the 'diverse workforce' for a trip they could have driven to...
DeleteShut up and grab a cactus
# 19. No definitely not the same. Lmfao
ReplyDeleteJD
#20?
ReplyDeleteI'll throw in a six-pack of bud light
DeleteTrailer trash and smoking on a propane tank no less. Love the Dresher/Ono one.
DeletePizza, pizza always works
DeleteCase of miller high life (champagne of beers... "classy") A bag of pork rinds and a handful of slim-jims. The deal stealer is the 12 pack of RC cola and a dozen Moon pies. Could be a fun Tuesday night.
DeleteSome what the hell am I looking stuff
ReplyDelete#7- to the 40’s list- have all in 20s plus 6pack abs, 6fig income, 6”+, own cars, own house, no child support/alimony….
ReplyDeleteBox wine and catland welcomes another resident.
#1 throw in Janice Joplin. Not like being dead would make her voice worse.
ReplyDelete#16 - Is that a bottle of NO2 or O2? It's a shame that it would not be legal in almost any state. I'd love to take it for a spin.
ReplyDelete#20 - No bid, there's more than one kind of High Maintenance.
ReplyDeleteI can't get my head around #5. One being married and all. Exactly how does that work? A blowjob has to be kinda awkward or is it?
ReplyDeleteSome weird stuff going on there but I guess they're working with what they have to work with. What happens when the other one gets married?
DeleteIn the future " you slept with my sister! How could you do that to me?"
DeleteWhat does the second husband get?
One did get married. As for the oral, one on the pole, the other gets the pair.
DeleteOne of then DID just get married. To a normal (I guess) guy.
Deletefairplayjeepguy
#15: That was definitely not a Kristi Noem tweet
ReplyDelete#5: Stick around buttercup(s); life's just getting warmed up.
ReplyDeleteAnd hjets, yes a blow job probably is awkward. Especially if the wrong one starts doing it.