A Missouri man is facing a felony theft charge for allegedly swiping eight “luxury” vibrators from an adult toy store and then trying to fence them via Facebook Marketplace , according to court records.
These luxury vibrators are turbo charged, cum in 12 speeds, have an ermine covered head and a live operator. They are available in 2 models straight & gay.
I can just picture him sticking the things up his ass, turning them on and vibrating his way out of the store like those vibrating football games we had when I was a kid...
Hi WC, After many many years of avoiding FarceBook cuz they data mine your info, I signed up this year recently and spent a couple of hours checking out a few people's pages. logged off, came back two hours later, had a message that I'd 'violated community standards' and had 180 days to rectify it. No idea what the 'violation' was, hadn't posted shit, just looked around. Fuck 'em, I've lived life without them for so long, don't need their shit.
These luxury vibrators are turbo charged, cum in 12 speeds, have an ermine covered head and a live operator. They are available in 2 models straight & gay.
ReplyDeleteThe word "luxury" thrown in there is a story-stopper... uh, WHUT??!!
ReplyDeleteAdd the word luxury and the price triples.
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I can just picture him sticking the things up his ass, turning them on and vibrating his way out of the store like those vibrating football games we had when I was a kid...
ReplyDeleteHi WC,
ReplyDeleteAfter many many years of avoiding FarceBook cuz they data mine your info,
I signed up this year recently and spent a couple of hours checking out a few people's pages.
logged off, came back two hours later, had a message that I'd 'violated community standards' and had 180 days to rectify it. No idea what the 'violation' was, hadn't posted shit, just looked around.
Fuck 'em, I've lived life without them for so long, don't need their shit.
They knew you were male, white and heterosexual.
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