Chicago police say a man who was allegedly caught trying to steal a bike by sawing through its lock on a busy River North street corner complained that the cops arrested him before he successfully stole the bike.
“I didn’t even take it yet,” Malik Smith, 24, allegedly told the officers. “I almost took it.”
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But at least he was going to use it for honest work, right?
Anyone want to bet it wasn't a chimp?
ReplyDeleteThat's just a light hearted human interest story in Chicago.
ReplyDeleteMalik?
ReplyDeleteDare I ask?
Chicago
ReplyDeleteI'm not even going to look. I already know it's them again.
Yes, Booboo.
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Just a matter of time till this shine kills, but then again, why would the justice system care about such as that.
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