A decommissioned Metro Police sergeant is facing aggravated assault charges after an off-duty incident involving construction workers on I-40.
According to MNPD, Donald Barnes surrendered himself for booking on Wednesday on two felony aggravated assault warrants related to his driving into an I-40 construction zone and putting workers in fear.
"Decommissioned?" Wow I found a great word for my obituary
"Bogsidebunny was decommissioned from life last Saturday after a long and successful career pissin' people off". A post-decommissioning ceremony will be held on a future date.
I want to be taxidermied so my kids can use me to threaten the grandkids. " Better behave or we'll prop grandpa up in your room so he can watch over you."
Yup, the 'yahoos sitting in the streets blocking traffic' wearing hardhats and reflective vests are hard to distinguish from road construction workers wearing hardhats and reflective vests. /sarc If the now decommissioned occifer had had a spiffy blue bubble light on his roof, he could argue he was on offishul po-lice bidness. Shiny badges/speshul privileges & shit.
I have had a few shiny badge fucks try to roll thru a closed construction lane. Never pretty, but often fun. I have tossed road cones at them, stood in front of them to stop them and once dropped a roller full of paint on the hood. But the best was in New Orleans, 79 or so. An off ramp closed because we were working over the ramp and it was too low to let em thru. I'm talking wooden barricades, signs, barrels, the whole thing. I'm on the scaffold maybe 15 feet up. Sandblasting, caught movement out of the corner of my eye. Looked over to see 2 motorcycle cops rolling down the ramp like they owned it.
hehehehehe
They both almost lost it when I turned and laid into them them. Even with clothes on, from 20 feet away the blast hurts, a lot.
They stopped and were freaking out. Wanted my boss to get me down. He was laughing at them, told them to go up and get me.
Boss explained to them that they were in a closed lane.
I met a guy like this in a bad spot on a narrow mountain road one Friday after working in the woods away from home all week. We both got slowed down and made it by each other no problem but as we squeezed by each other he attempted to lecture me about "That's not how we drive around here". I looked at him, said "Nice talking to you" with a smile and kept on trucking. As I drove off, I was thinking to myself "I'll bet that guy is a retired L.A. cop". I've seen lots of guys like that. After a career of telling people what they can and can't do, no matter where in the mountains they retire, they think they're the new sheriff in town.
Probably was a dick all along. Add to that, He got mandatory jabbed, the fluvidiousy, "vaxx injuries" and the fucker is ready for the headline "He was a stellar LEO, investigation under way" after mass murdering construction crew on I-40. Then memory holed like every other "no reason" act of barbaric insanity out there.
He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!”
What I really enjoyed about paving was the ability to drive where I wanted, as fast as I wanted. Nothing like blowing past some copper at 100 mph and waving "buh-by." Couldn't do anything about it because it was still a "project" not open to the "public." Neck
"Decommissioned?" Wow I found a great word for my obituary
ReplyDelete"Bogsidebunny was decommissioned from life last Saturday after a long and successful career pissin' people off". A post-decommissioning ceremony will be held on a future date.
So, when the time comes, will you be buried, cremated, or dry docked?
DeleteI want to be taxidermied so my kids can use me to threaten the grandkids. " Better behave or we'll prop grandpa up in your room so he can watch over you."
DeleteExile1981
With all the yahoos sitting in the streets blocking traffic nowadays, this could've been a honest mistake.
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Yup, the 'yahoos sitting in the streets blocking traffic' wearing hardhats and reflective vests are hard to distinguish from road construction workers wearing hardhats and reflective vests. /sarc
DeleteIf the now decommissioned occifer had had a spiffy blue bubble light on his roof,
he could argue he was on offishul po-lice bidness.
Shiny badges/speshul privileges & shit.
Honest mistake my ass.
DeleteHe was arguing with he workers.
He was holding a pistol in his lap.
He "bumped" a worker twice his vehicle.
Fuck that guy.
Some people just don't get sarcasm.
Delete-lg
Nope, probably given a medal.
ReplyDeleteI have had a few shiny badge fucks try to roll thru a closed construction lane.
ReplyDeleteNever pretty, but often fun. I have tossed road cones at them, stood in front of them to stop them and once dropped a roller full of paint on the hood.
But the best was in New Orleans, 79 or so. An off ramp closed because we were working over the ramp and it was too low to let em thru. I'm talking wooden barricades, signs, barrels, the whole thing.
I'm on the scaffold maybe 15 feet up. Sandblasting, caught movement out of the corner of my eye. Looked over to see 2 motorcycle cops rolling down the ramp like they owned it.
hehehehehe
They both almost lost it when I turned and laid into them them. Even with clothes on, from 20 feet away the blast hurts, a lot.
They stopped and were freaking out. Wanted my boss to get me down. He was laughing at them, told them to go up and get me.
Boss explained to them that they were in a closed lane.
ahhh, the good old days
I met a guy like this in a bad spot on a narrow mountain road one Friday after working in the woods away from home all week. We both got slowed down and made it by each other no problem but as we squeezed by each other he attempted to lecture me about "That's not how we drive around here". I looked at him, said "Nice talking to you" with a smile and kept on trucking. As I drove off, I was thinking to myself "I'll bet that guy is a retired L.A. cop".
DeleteI've seen lots of guys like that. After a career of telling people what they can and can't do, no matter where in the mountains they retire, they think they're the new sheriff in town.
Probably was a dick all along. Add to that, He got mandatory jabbed, the fluvidiousy, "vaxx injuries" and the fucker is ready for the headline "He was a stellar LEO, investigation under way" after mass murdering construction crew on I-40. Then memory holed like every other "no reason" act of barbaric insanity out there.
ReplyDelete"RE-speck mah author-i-TIE!"
ReplyDeleteHe's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!”
ReplyDelete-Hanover Fiste
What I really enjoyed about paving was the ability to drive where I wanted, as fast as I wanted.
ReplyDeleteNothing like blowing past some copper at 100 mph and waving "buh-by."
Couldn't do anything about it because it was still a "project" not open to the "public."
Neck