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Tuesday, April 02, 2024

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33 comments:

  1. #1: An aquatic face plant by an old babe will not only result in bruised tits, but her false teeth will wind up in the briny along with the oysters

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    1. Yeah, sonny boy there needs to practice untying the painter first.

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    2. Anon, your astute statement makes perfect nonsense to me. When you sober up could you issue a translation?

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    3. Painter is a nautical term for a thin rope used to tie a small boat to a larger boat or to a dock.

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    4. Phew, for a second I thought you wanted to tie up that famed, high price artist Hunter Biden

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    5. Looks like the guy in the water jerked it backwards.

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  2. #10 God I hate Kids!

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  3. #10- He's got the haircut for it :)
    Scarecrow

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  4. #2 I hope the riders pounded the crap out of skater-boi and his cameraman, then sued them both for the damage to their bikes. No excuse for that shit.

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    1. No excuse for what? Using a public road? Falling off his skateboard? Wrong place, wrong time?
      I didn't see that he jumped out in front of them trying to cause a crash. Doubtful he even knew they were coming.

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    2. Chuck, Rick Easy fellas. Skateboarder thinks he owns street meets bicyclists thinking they own the streets.
      Hilarity ensues!
      -lg

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    3. To hell with the bikers, they always think they own the road and travel at speeds in excess of what they can control.

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    4. Damn right! Usual pedal scum going along like the rest of the world has to get out of their way and bow to their exalted presence

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    5. From what is in the gif it looks like he is interfering with a planned event, and the camera 'just happens' to not pan back enough to see the pack coming up the road. You can see he looked back just after he got on his board, so he had to see the riders coming at speed.

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    6. Looked like a case of "when douchebags collide" to me.
      If it was planned event, the bike riders need to have a go at the course monitors.

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    7. I wonder what part of "Public Roadway" that you guys don't understand? The idiot on the skateboard needs to have his head examined and maybe his ass beat by the bikers.

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    8. Looks like the skater was doing to the bicyclists what the bicyclists do to cars, but without the smug sense of entitlement. Here’s a hint, bicycle enthusiasts: if your choice of recreation inconveniences everyone else and makes the road less safe, you might be an a*shole.

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  5. #4 That's be me. -sammy

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  6. #9- AM I NOT A BADASS?

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  7. #3....rabid.

    and probably the dog too.

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  8. 2. What pisses you off more, bicycling or skateboarding? Can't lose on this one.
    Daryl

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  9. #10 mother of the year not watching her kid

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  10. #6 Right there is your top producer in the call center.

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    1. "If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid."

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  11. 9- Good on ya little bro . Now go eat a piece of steak and a couple eggs .

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  12. #4 some good acid

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  13. #1 I don't like shit like that. Especially with an older person. Practical jokers hurt a lot of people.

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  14. #1 and his like are assholes.

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  15. #4 - Dude's tripping balls! I hope he made it home okay.
    #9 - That kid looks like he'll be a real dick with ears when he grows up.
    #10 would've been me. What the fuck did you put a pedal there for if you didn't want me to stomp on it?

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  16. 1. Biden wearing a woman's swimsuit in honor of transgender day.

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  17. #1 shows how little speed you need to build up dangerous inertia on water.
    See also: MV Dali vs Francis Scott Key Bridge.

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  18. Bikers vs skateboard idiots. Douche bags all. I wish all the ski boaters would have gotten out of my way when I was fishing tournaments but guess what? They have a right to be on the water too.

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