Wow a 3rd use for Hanes socks I hadn't heard of. Wear 'em on your feet and if you're feelin' up to it fill one with liver, pop it into the microwave for 20 seconds, a light spray of perfume, take a light grip and go to town
Sure, doesn't everybody carry around spare socks, just in case you're forced into an emergency shit out in public? WHAT??? NO??? Well, here's your heads up.
I've covered plenty of public toilet seats with whatever passes for toilet paper in public restrooms in my life. Anything to avoid sitting in other people's sticky half dried piss and god only knows what else.
Socks protecting me from the toilet-seat instead of bureaucrat-bibs? I will keep using bureaucrat-bibs, mostly because I enjoy telling the custodian "Looks like you are almost out of bureaucrat-bibs...".
That gives me the ick.
ReplyDeleteEmbrace the ick.
DeleteYeah, I'd much rather be barefoot in a public bathroom.
ReplyDeleteWow a 3rd use for Hanes socks I hadn't heard of. Wear 'em on your feet and if you're feelin' up to it fill one with liver, pop it into the microwave for 20 seconds, a light spray of perfume, take a light grip and go to town
ReplyDeleteThank you for using that technique instead of reproducing.
DeleteWhat perfume goes well with the liver? Asking for a friend
DeleteA lite spritz of Ode de Shrimp!
DeleteSure, doesn't everybody carry around spare socks, just in case you're forced into an emergency shit out in public? WHAT??? NO??? Well, here's your heads up.
ReplyDeleteAlaska seat warmer?
ReplyDeleteThat's how athletes foot becomes athletes ass.
ReplyDeleteI've covered plenty of public toilet seats with whatever passes for toilet paper in public restrooms in my life. Anything to avoid sitting in other people's sticky half dried piss and god only knows what else.
ReplyDeleteSocks protecting me from the toilet-seat instead of bureaucrat-bibs?
ReplyDeleteI will keep using bureaucrat-bibs, mostly because I enjoy telling the custodian "Looks like you are almost out of bureaucrat-bibs...".