Pages


Friday, April 26, 2024

Who the fuck would shoot a dolphin?

AMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) Fisheries Services is offering a $20,000 reward for information after a dolphin was found shot to death on a beach last month.

The juvenile bottlenose dolphin was found with “multiple bullets” in its “brain, spinal cord, and heart” on West Mae’s Beach in Cameron Parish, Louisiana on March 13.
MORE

17 comments:

  1. Simple answer to that question, assholes, that's who

    ReplyDelete
  2. Drug deal gone bad? Tried to sell that bundle it found floating in the water. Young dolphins listen to your parents, Stay away from drugs!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Well, my ex daughter-in-law was from Louisiana.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Used to watch dolphins in the bow wake of the ship. Can’t imagine why anyone would shoot one.

    Ragnar

    ReplyDelete
  5. Maybe it was an asshole dolphin. They have been known to pick on Puffer fish until they puff up, and then use them as a ball. They've also raped humans. Maybe it was a rapist dolphin that got shot in the act.
    https://slate.com/human-interest/2009/05/the-dark-secrets-that-dolphins-don-t-want-you-to-know.html

    ReplyDelete
  6. Do you think so asshole did it on porpoise!🐬

    ReplyDelete
  7. Jacques Cousteau shot lots of them to bring in sharks for his BS films about nature.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Who would shoot a dolphin? Somebody very, very sick in the head.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Jo-Anne's Ramblings has the correct answer. That being said, I still cherish the looks I got up in Gloucester MA on a whale watching tour. I asked them what calibers they were going to use?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. 50mm, anyone? https://whalesite.org/whaling/whalecraft/Swivel%20Guns/Swivel%20Guns%20and%20Irons.html

      Delete
  10. Son of Flipper? Maybe some cartel is trying to send Ranger Porter Ricks a message.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Because it was there.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Some microbrained milliwit probably saw the fin and thought it was a shark.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Commercial or recreational fishermen, or people running fish farms or doing basically anything involving aquaculture.

    Dolphins and porpoises are a pain in the neck and will steal fish from nets, ruin nets, fuck over everything. Some poor dude fishing for his family will get screwed by dolphins.

    I've known some commercial fishermen and the stories they tell of dolphins and the nasty shit they pull, well, fuck the rape-fish.

    They're like coyotes or wolves or big cats. Pretty neat, from a distance, but pains in the asses to people who actually have to do shit in the wild.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Had an invertebrate biology professor that used to joke the sport of kings was shooting a dolphin through the blowhole from 100 paces

    ReplyDelete
  15. Commercial fisherman generally hate them.

    ReplyDelete
  16. What kind of damning information on hillary clinton could a dolphin possibly have?
    CC

    ReplyDelete

All comments are moderated due to spam, drunks and trolls.
Keep 'em civil, coherent, short, and on topic.