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Friday, April 12, 2024

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Florida Highway Patrol Troopers responded to a report of an active shooter in Holmes County. The suspect was reportedly a female who had recently checked out of a local hotel and told the staff she was going on a shooting spree, directed by “God” in relation to the solar eclipse.
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9 comments:

  1. Fish Out of WaterApril 12, 2024 at 5:31 AM

    Another one.

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    1. AnonymousApril 12, 2024 at 5:53 AM

      Yup.
      No mugshot and they didn't give a name until the very last paragraph:
      "Taylon".
      -lg

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    2. AnonymousApril 12, 2024 at 2:01 PM

      Coulter's Law. Every time, all the time.

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  2. bogsidebunnyApril 12, 2024 at 5:45 AM

    From the looks of the Boobette I figure she tried howlin' at the moon and when she didn't get a reply she figured a few gunshots would get its attention.

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  3. AnonymousApril 12, 2024 at 6:11 AM

    Are we playing "Guess the race" ? Cause I win, again.

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    1. AnonymousApril 12, 2024 at 11:11 AM

      "Taylon Nichelle"?

      If they'd put that in the first paragraph nobody'd have to guess.

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  4. AnonymousApril 12, 2024 at 9:49 AM

    In a different article, they were guessing her sex " The suspect, Taylon Nichelle Celestine, reportedly a female, had recently...".

    Daryl

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    1. PipApril 12, 2024 at 11:22 AM

      Pic@
      https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/solar-eclipse-shooting-florida-interstate-god-b2525547.html

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  5. AnonymousApril 13, 2024 at 9:58 AM

    Genuine lunatic!
    CC

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