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Tuesday, April 23, 2024

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

APRIL 15--Today in Unique Weapon news: 

A man is behind bars after allegedly striking his roommate in the head with a wad of pizza dough, police report. 

Investigators say Joseph Tresselt, 32, was making pizza Thursday evening when he got into a confrontation with Elvis Singleton, 62, in the St. Petersburg, Florida home they share.

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What is it with Floridians and food fights? It seems like at least once a week I'm reading about them pelting one another with foodstuffs.

8 comments:

  1. Investigators determined the injured roommate saw Tresselt was preparing to put pineapple bits on the pizza and tried to stop him resulting in the attack.

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  2. Hey! The British Army used to train for this!

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  3. French pizza dough would have dropped to the floor and surrendered before it hit him......

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  4. Faggots. Anyone else would have shrugged it off. But they make a big deal about such shit.

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  5. Just make it a pizza dough free zone.

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  6. Assault with a dough-dly weapon.
    -lg

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