A man is behind bars after allegedly striking his roommate in the head with a wad of pizza dough, police report.
Investigators say Joseph Tresselt, 32, was making pizza Thursday evening when he got into a confrontation with Elvis Singleton, 62, in the St. Petersburg, Florida home they share.
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What is it with Floridians and food fights? It seems like at least once a week I'm reading about them pelting one another with foodstuffs.
Investigators determined the injured roommate saw Tresselt was preparing to put pineapple bits on the pizza and tried to stop him resulting in the attack.
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DeleteHey! The British Army used to train for this!
ReplyDeleteFrench pizza dough would have dropped to the floor and surrendered before it hit him......
ReplyDeleteFaggots. Anyone else would have shrugged it off. But they make a big deal about such shit.
ReplyDeleteJust make it a pizza dough free zone.
ReplyDeleteAssault with a dough-dly weapon.
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