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Tuesday, May 07, 2024

A tragic accident - 5 times

A Missouri man is behind bars after he claimed to shoot at his wife to try to scare her but ended up hitting her five times and killing her, according to police.
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8 comments:

  1. Sounds like a marriage that should have ended long ago.

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  2. He probably forgot to say "dance" while pulling the trigger.

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  3. He kept asking if she was scared yet. But she never did answer.

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  4. Wait. He meant to only scare but his aim was lousy so actually hit her?
    Dang, this could become a new method of training cops.

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  5. "We would have believed it was an accidental shooting, if you hadn't reloaded... twice."

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  6. "Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!"

    - Dark Helmet

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  7. "He fell onto my knife. He fell onto it ten times."

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