A hypothetical question going viral on social media asks women if they’d rather be alone in the woods with an unknown man or a bear.
Majority of women are choosing the bear. In one TikTok video, which was viewed 17 million times, 7 out of 8 women said they’d pick the bear.
Fat, drunk and stupid is how you'll spend your short miserable life, honey.
ReplyDelete1 in 6 women being raped is a bullshit stat that includes women claiming that because they were drunk they didn't consent. Buyer's remorse isn't rape.
ReplyDeleteOne gal I knew claimed to have been drugged and raped several times. A bar tender was arrested and charged even though no drugs found. Turned out she couldn't handle alcohol. Half a beer, still sober, but turned into a nymphomaniac.
DeleteA fellow who knew her witnessed her in a bar, she purchased a beer, opened it, took several swigs and left with a complete stranger after less than a minute of conversation she initiated. At that point the police sorta caught on. Still tried to prosecute the bar tender and one of her first sex partners.
at some point or another 7 out of 8 woman fantasize about having sex with another woman too. So maybe it's female bears they're thinking about.
ReplyDeleteSeeing how the bear only has that special time once a year versus the woman.... the bear doesn't stand a fucking chance.
DeleteA good question to ask a woman you're thinking about having a relationship with.
ReplyDeleteBears. Definitely bears. They're easier to shoo away. Have been creeped on enough while hiking.
ReplyDeleteI ran across a few bears in my wanderings in the Sierras, and the only view I had of them was their asses as they were doing their damnedest to put distance between me and them.
DeleteThe same dumb cows who would be afraid of a man in the woods welcome them into their daughter's restrooms.
ReplyDelete100% correct. The same stupid broads that answer “bear” would insist some rando deviant dude in women’s clothing claiming to be “a woman” has the right to be in the stall next to their 13 y.o. daughter, or in her locker or changing room at the gym or pool. And more than half of white women in this country under 40 now believe this nonsense. White women are THE single greatest threat to white people.
DeleteWrong. Not all of us are dumb cows. And I'd still rather shoo away bears. They're less annoying and persistent. And no, a dude in a dress has no place in women's sport or restrooms.
DeleteSic 'em, Jen.
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DeleteLet them watch "Cocaine Bear" before they answer that question.
ReplyDelete> “No one would question me about what I was wearing if the bear attacked me.”
ReplyDeleteGoing out in to the deep woods dressed in a steak bikini is probably a really super dumb idea. Regardless, if a bear does eat you, the ranger is still going to put it down even though you decided to dress stupidly.
“If I survive the bear attack, I will not have to see the bear at family reunions.”
Ok...um....what the fuck? If you were raped by a family member, what are they doing showing up to family reunions? Are you having reunions at the local jail? If they let the bastard out and "the family" accepted him or her back, why are *you* choosing to go to family reunions with a bunch of retards?
> “A bear would not film it and send it to his friends.”
Bears can't operate cell phones or cameras. Even if they could, they have no ability to comprehend consent or to understand the word "no". Human beings on the other hand understand the word "no" and can be prosecuted for violating the rights of another individual. Perhaps you should learn the word "no" and start using it instead of "yes", then later pretending you said "no" or that silence means "no" after you sober up and realize what you've done.
> “No one will question if the bear attack really happened.”
That's because there are typically signs. Bites, appendages ripped off, or in extreme cases they find you in the bear droppings. I'm pretty sure no one has ever ripped their own arm off just to claim they were attacked by a bear. But plenty of whores have slept around, then when they got pregnant blamed the man who has the most money or potential to have money.
Talk about not having a sense of humor! I'm sure the women questioned recognized it as a humorous question and answered accordingly.
DeleteWhy does this phrase from the punchline of an old joke come to mind: cunning runts.
ReplyDeleteThis is not my joke, but someone else noted: When a woman meets a bear in the woods instead of a man, this is actually a terrific outcome for all parties involved:
ReplyDelete1. The bear gets a decent meal.
2. The woman can legitimately claim, indisputably, that she is the victim.
3. The man can be confident that he won't be falsely accused of rape.
A meal high in fat content and hormones, or is that whore moans is hardly decent meal...
DeleteThey might be right, in a Muslim controlled country, the bears would be statistically less of a danger than the culture of peace.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the bear will make a comforting fire for the woman when the sun goes down and it gets cold in the woods,
ReplyDeleteor share any food it procures,
or have the vaguest inkling about how to get out of this situation before they starve?
Cause ya know the woman won’t.
Will the bear pull you up a sheer cliff, or risk it’s life in the hopes of getting its knob gobbled?
Or go for help?
Yeah, you’re a strong, empowered woman and you don’t need no man, till yer being eaten by the bear.
Then the price of a “thank you” handy dont seem that high, does it?
Your pal
Scott.
Good fucking riddance!
ReplyDeleteAn even better question would break it down by race and religion.
ReplyDeleteWait, not a know violent man. Or a psycho looking man. Just an unknown man? Damn...
ReplyDeleteThe best answer I saw to this was a comic posted on Facebook by "Art by Karla". She asked her friend the "Eskimo Libertarian" (bloghandle I think) and her answer was "Bear. Definitely the bear. Then I'd have bear sausage, bear bacon, bear oil..." while holding a rifle. I think in that case the bear was the right choice.
ReplyDeleteTo deter the bear she should carry pepper spray and wear wrist bands with small bells on them to make noise to scare it away. She can then be identified by the peppery smell of the bears shit with small bells in it.
ReplyDeleteNeck