I have told folks time and again... do not fuck with old people. We may only have one good, serious, ass whipping left in us - but I can fucking guarantee that you do not want it. Absenting you not heeding that warning, we will likely just fucking shoot you and then get on with our day.
#19 - I still have Microsoft 7 on my home laptop... Drives Microsoft, Google nuts everytime I open it up... I don't care, I get to read Knuckledraggin!!
#2 In my youth I was known to the girls as the towel rack. A very long time ago.
ReplyDeleteBack in my nudist colony days I could carry a dozen doughnuts and 2 cups of coffee with only 2 hands.
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# 9, do not fuck with old folks or their families. trust me on this one. those old people have nothing to lose and years of experience to back it up.
ReplyDeleteI have told folks time and again... do not fuck with old people. We may only have one good, serious, ass whipping left in us - but I can fucking guarantee that you do not want it.
DeleteAbsenting you not heeding that warning, we will likely just fucking shoot you and then get on with our day.
And when you're pushing 80, life in prison isn't that big of a threat.
DeleteI was once a third dan black belt. Now just I’m just a miserable old fcuk with a few dirty tricks.
DeleteDid you draw a mustache on #20 pic before posting it?
ReplyDeleteIt went looking for love in ALL the wrong places.
Delete#20 is a TikTok filter that turns your pic into a lefty trans tard. It's pretty funny. Seen some videos (I won't have that app on my phone or PC)
ReplyDeleteI'm just going to guess that there is no filter etc. in play here.
Delete#8 for the win!
ReplyDeleteShaking my head hurts this morning and these didn't help
ReplyDelete#14 It's Mojo Nixon, aka Preacher Man Bob in the classic movie "Buttcrack"!
ReplyDelete#19 - I still have Microsoft 7 on my home laptop... Drives Microsoft, Google nuts everytime I open it up... I don't care, I get to read Knuckledraggin!!
ReplyDelete#12, the new rule!
ReplyDeleteyeah the wokies and alphabet people are going to have to go. and the normies because they get in the way.
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