CHICAGO — A man faces federal bank robbery charges after the bank security guard chased him down and allegedly found him carrying three rough drafts of the holdup note he handed to a teller.
The robbery occurred around 10:15 a.m. Tuesday at Chase Bank, 10 South Dearborn, in the Loop.
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Dear Lord, the public education system failed him badly. Click on the link to see his final draft. I'd love to see the first two.
well, it not like he would be able to get a job doing anything that paid real money now.
ReplyDeleteand only 2 grand, that seems weird to me. like he already knew what he was going to spend it on or something ? and for the public education system, just pay in cash to some 20 something sales clerk and watch the wheels try to turn in their head.
at times I wonder if they even teach math anymore ?
but let me guess, he needed the money to enroll in bible school ? or buy school books ?
The curse of the evolution of opposable thumbs strikes again. Originally Mother Nature said they were only meant to hold 2 objects; bananas and dicks.
ReplyDeleteAnd bones...hey I saw 2001 A Space Odyssey.
DeleteLol bogsidebunny still laughing
ReplyDeleteI admire they guy, he was trying. Editing your own work is difficult. You know what you want to say in your head, putting it perfectly on paper takes effort.
ReplyDeleteThose large circles above the "'i"s are indicators of a massive inferiority complex.
ReplyDelete"all the money they stole from us first"...curious how he reached that conclusion. Sadly, though, his penmanship is better than mine.
ReplyDeleteJimmy Carter formed the Department of Education in 1979 by breaking it off from Department of Health, Education & Welfare. Has the state of education gotten better or worse since then?
ReplyDeleteJesus, Jesus, how low has the bar been lowered?
ReplyDeleteYou can tell he had his girlfriend write the note because of the little circles above the letter i. She wanted to put hearts.
ReplyDeleteCheck the handwriting with the cute little circles over the 'i'. Musta dictated to his GF (or his momma).
ReplyDeletethat's what I was thinking. If homey had written the stick up note it would have been written with a crayon and look like a chimp helped. this one is way too neatly done .
DeleteTeachers unions, diversity hires and dei got him there
ReplyDeleteJD