A 32-year-old pregnant woman in Colorado is accused of killing her boyfriend, stabbing him and cutting off his penis following an argument over whether or not he was the father of her future child.
Meh, pregnant chick's are nuts. My wife stabbed me when she was pregnant with our first. I shut up sat down and patched it up. Still married to her 14 years later. I don't bother her when she's cooking anymore.
When the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride, 2 He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside. 3 But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail. 4 For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
5 When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man, 6 He will sometimes wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can. 7 But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail. 8 For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
9 When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws, 10 They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws. 11 'Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale. 12 For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
My new gf was coming over. Trying to cheer her up after a rough day, she bellowed at me. What are you so happy about? With that she punched her lit cigarette into my stomach, burning a hole in my brand new shirt and my skin. That was the end.
Stay TF away from unstable, emotionally incontinent women. They are a real danger, physically and legally. STAY. TF. AWAY. Especially if they have been drinking..
Well we know the answer to that question
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I guess a simple blood test wouldn't satisfy her curiosity
ReplyDeleteI don't think a legit lab requires a penis for a DNA sample.
DeleteMeh, pregnant chick's are nuts. My wife stabbed me when she was pregnant with our first. I shut up sat down and patched it up. Still married to her 14 years later. I don't bother her when she's cooking anymore.
ReplyDeleteThat's not normal behavior, but whatever works for you.
DeleteI bet she's great in the sack though.
DeleteWhen the Himalayan peasant meets the he-bear in his pride,
Delete2 He shouts to scare the monster, who will often turn aside.
3 But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasant tooth and nail.
4 For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
5 When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man,
6 He will sometimes wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can.
7 But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail.
8 For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
9 When the early Jesuit fathers preached to Hurons and Choctaws,
10 They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws.
11 'Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale.
12 For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Rudyard Kipling
1911
My new gf was coming over. Trying to cheer her up after a rough day, she bellowed at me. What are you so happy about? With that she punched her lit cigarette into my stomach, burning a hole in my brand new shirt and my skin.
DeleteThat was the end.
So much for that Asian Chick Fixation.
ReplyDeleteYou do not want to anger to the point of boiling over, an Asian woman
ReplyDeleteStay TF away from unstable, emotionally incontinent women. They are a real danger, physically and legally. STAY. TF. AWAY. Especially if they have been drinking..
ReplyDeleteIs that crazy-eyed bitch even legal? Thanks Joe!
ReplyDeleteAccording to the article, she's 32. Asian women tend to look under 16 for decades, then suddenly look over 60.
DeleteShe’s not being charged with a misdaweiner.
ReplyDeleteIt didn't even make the local news here. Saw it in the blotter on gjpd.
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