OAKLAND COUNTY, Mich. – Police believe a large amount of cooking oil was intentionally spilled onto the streets of a West Bloomfield Township neighborhood.
“It is very odd that someone would be in the back of a box truck dumping it down the middle of the street,” neighborhood association president Tracey Fulton said.
That's one way to keep the pro-Hamas marchers at bay. Bacon grease would work better.
ReplyDeleteSmear my street Up with oil
ReplyDeleteCause I'm going to the HOA ball
Back in the bad old days, this was how irradiated nuclear waste water was disposed of. Long haul truckers criss-crossing the country on the interstates in tankers with the petcock open slightly to let the fluid leak slowly onto the road.
ReplyDeleteActually that's still a thing. With hazardous waste anyway.
DeleteA road robbery?
ReplyDeleteThat's some James Bond shit right there.
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