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Thursday, May 16, 2024

Stop. I'm scared.


 

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  1. one thing I have learned over the years was to watch out for clowns like this one.
    kind of weird in a way, but it always seems like basket/ closet kids like this one that turn out to be the nutcases that go on killing sprees and the like. it almost like they want to strike back at the world that does not seem to like them or something (?)

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    1. He might be deadly for maybe 5 minutes then he'll be gassed out huffing and puffing.
      JD

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    2. True, but if the sword is real (made from good steel instead of pot metal, and sharpened) and he starts with a bunch of victims in a room where they have to get past him to reach the door, he can do a heck of a lot of damage in those 5 minutes.

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  2. Can't enlarge the picture, but that sword look more decorative that lethal.

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    1. You can't tell from looking at it in the scabbard, and probably not even looking at the blade from a distance. Someone making a fake sword will use cheap metal and cheap fragile decorations, not caring that both would be destroyed if you hit hard with the sword. But samurais who could afford it had fancy decorations added to their very real katanas and sheaths.

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  3. I don't know........have you seen him fight a chicken?

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  4. He looks like Peter from family guy.

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  5. Peter from Quahog!

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  6. I'd be more concerned about him crushing me than slicing me.

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  7. Yes, it's Peter!
    Starker was here

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  8. When I was fencing, the instructor warned us about letting friends handle our blades; "The untrained with a blade will not do what you expect".

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  9. The dreaded Sumo Ninja

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  10. He looks like he'd be more comfortable at a buffet than a sporting goods store

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  11. One of the reasons I lost over 50 pounds and started working out was my son looking at my gun collection and saying "these can't defend you against that which is actually going to kill you".
    Kids say the damndest things.

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  12. Be careful. He might be well muscled under that sumo suit he's wearing as a disguise.

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    1. Well muscled? More like well marbled.

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  13. Never bring a sword to a gunfight.
    Neck

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  14. Lighten up, ladies. That's Robert Franzese, aka The Real Life Peter Griffin, a voice actor and comedian, and a good guy.

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