#3: I'd love to know what's actually going on here. I'm leaning towards "I hope you drown you POS" but maybe I'm missing something. #4: 10 years later: "Why me? WHY do my hands hurt every waking moment of my life?" #5: A happy ending. #8: This is so my dog.
I'm putting the blame on the rider. You don't wrap the reins around your hand and you damned sure don't hang onto them when thrown. It twists the bit in the horse's mouth and hurts them, and you get a reaction like that. That horse was being ridden with a pad instead of a saddle which means it's a gentle horse under most circumstances.
#6 There's more to the story here. The rider doesn't get thrown off; he just slides off the horse and holds on to the reins. The horse tries to free himself from the reins. Once the rider lets go, the horse doesn't bolt. He stands quietly. I'm thinking the horse might have wolf teeth, which means that the bit is causing severe pain.
It looks to me like the rider lost his balance once the horse hit the bottom of the slope. Also, he wasn't holding the reins, he had his hand wrapped up in them which is why he couldn't let go.
My dog’s vet told me a story of when he was in vet school in equine medicine class.
The professor started the first class telling them in a Texas accent is “the first thing you have to know is that horses are strong, don’t forget that!
When it came to interact with a horse for the first time, he approach the horse to examine the horse. The horse took its snout and flipped him through the air 10 feet, at which time he took heed of the professor’s message.
#8: My German Shepherd did this to my Gopro Karma drone. It was the bird's maiden flight. I nailed the landing. Then the dog NAILED THE DRONE, whizzing props be damned! ...BAD DOG!!! Didn't I tell you only to do that to drones with "SHERIFF" painted on the side???
#10: I've eaten Mexican that went through me just that fast and in just such a fashion!
#6 WTH? Had a hoof connected to this guy's skull just one time, this fellow could have been taken straight to the morgue. As for the equine, I hear Elmer's pays top dollar for its fixin's.
#3. That guy is a complete dick.
ReplyDelete#3: I'd love to know what's actually going on here. I'm leaning towards "I hope you drown you POS" but maybe I'm missing something.
ReplyDelete#4: 10 years later: "Why me? WHY do my hands hurt every waking moment of my life?"
#5: A happy ending.
#8: This is so my dog.
#3...this is where the term "Mad Dogging" comes from.
DeleteDoggo is a model builders nightmare on maiden flight day - he woulda much preferred a chomp in the plumbs than damage a Thunderbird
ReplyDelete#2 Needs to "find out". #10 I'm an idiot. Please clap.
ReplyDelete#6 That ones headed for the glue factory.
ReplyDeleteI'm putting the blame on the rider. You don't wrap the reins around your hand and you damned sure don't hang onto them when thrown. It twists the bit in the horse's mouth and hurts them, and you get a reaction like that.
DeleteThat horse was being ridden with a pad instead of a saddle which means it's a gentle horse under most circumstances.
Absolutely. Dumb rider.
DeleteOdds are, if a horse don't wanna be rid, average Joe is gonna get tossed off.
Delete#6 There's more to the story here. The rider doesn't get thrown off; he just slides off the horse and holds on to the reins. The horse tries to free himself from the reins. Once the rider lets go, the horse doesn't bolt. He stands quietly. I'm thinking the horse might have wolf teeth, which means that the bit is causing severe pain.
DeleteIt looks to me like the rider lost his balance once the horse hit the bottom of the slope. Also, he wasn't holding the reins, he had his hand wrapped up in them which is why he couldn't let go.
Delete#9 Horsepower, can't beat it and never have to much.
ReplyDeleteAnd it wasn't even close
DeleteMy dog’s vet told me a story of when he was in vet school in equine medicine class.
DeleteThe professor started the first class telling them in a Texas accent is “the first thing you have to know is that horses are strong, don’t forget that!
When it came to interact with a horse for the first time, he approach the horse to examine the horse. The horse took its snout and flipped him through the air 10 feet, at which time he took heed of the professor’s message.
#10 What if he farts?
ReplyDelete#5 Kind of "out of the pan and into the fire"...
ReplyDelete#8: My German Shepherd did this to my Gopro Karma drone. It was the bird's maiden flight. I nailed the landing. Then the dog NAILED THE DRONE, whizzing props be damned! ...BAD DOG!!! Didn't I tell you only to do that to drones with "SHERIFF" painted on the side???
ReplyDelete#10: I've eaten Mexican that went through me just that fast and in just such a fashion!
#6 WTH? Had a hoof connected to this guy's skull just one time, this fellow could have been taken straight to the morgue. As for the equine, I hear Elmer's pays top dollar for its fixin's.
ReplyDeleteSee my reply to a similar comment above.
DeleteThis is probably the best set of these that you've done in quite a while. Thank you!!!
Delete5 The spider herder just made a friend, that lizard is hanging around for another free lunch. Invite him in, he's useful.
ReplyDeleteOk one what the hell moment after another here
ReplyDelete#7 one fat bear.
ReplyDelete#2, you've been served.
ReplyDelete#2 Those Russian Jehovah's Witnesses don't mess around.
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