#1 - This is why entertainers of ANY stripe often flat out refuse to do birthday parties. I can't blame them. Public school kids are often entitled brats. *And* have parents who think it's a good idea to hire entertainment for their party? Yeah, 100% violent entitled brats who don't know the meaning of the word "no" and think the world revolves around them. #3 - There's such a thing as making the job too easy. Some boss regrets this. #4 - Doesn't that kind of dog slobber? Like, A LOT? Yeah, this is why I don't like dogs. #9 - See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY2XZd28kXE @ 1:15
# 6. I'm fortunate in that I've never been a patient in a hospital that required me to have a bed in a room but if /when that happens I want a cute, happy dancing nurse to take care of me JD
100% New of a few bosses that would pick the laziest SOB on the crew to do the hardest task because he knew they would figure out how to get it done quickly (although I'm not sure how well) so they could get back to fucking off.
#10 - Must have been either on her phone talking or texting and not paying attention to her surroundings. And of course, she will blame the other driver.
while i agree someone needs to thump the kid in #1 real good, someone also needs to explain to whoever hired this guy and this guy that it is not 1850 and that isnt cool or entertaining in any way. That said a heckling would have done. Seriously someone wasted money on this
Starker here, That kid in #1 needs several of the tailless whip scorpion or whip spider in #9 on him until he apologizes. #5 You don't know how far you can fly until try it. #2 Needs his head examined! And #8 too. Nursey, me likey!
Maybe #1 isn't "entertaining" to the brats but there could have been older people there enjoying the talent or maybe a charity raising money for others. Leave it to one selfish fuck to ruin everything for others. His parents should have to pay medical bills if he got hurt.
Really good ones here, but for my money, #1 for the win
ReplyDelete#1 - This is why entertainers of ANY stripe often flat out refuse to do birthday parties. I can't blame them. Public school kids are often entitled brats. *And* have parents who think it's a good idea to hire entertainment for their party? Yeah, 100% violent entitled brats who don't know the meaning of the word "no" and think the world revolves around them.
ReplyDelete#3 - There's such a thing as making the job too easy. Some boss regrets this.
#4 - Doesn't that kind of dog slobber? Like, A LOT? Yeah, this is why I don't like dogs.
#9 - See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AY2XZd28kXE @ 1:15
John G
Don't like dogs? Fuck off.
DeleteGood chance dogs don’t like him either
DeleteNo I don’t.
Delete#1 I hope somebody taught that kid a hard lesson.
ReplyDelete3. Employee of the month
ReplyDelete- WDS
# 6. I'm fortunate in that I've never been a patient in a hospital that required me to have a bed in a room but if /when that happens I want a cute, happy dancing nurse to take care of me
ReplyDeleteJD
If looks could kill, she would've been deep fat fried.
Delete-lg
Well we all have our own opinions don't we
DeleteJD
I'd politely ask her to flash me her boobs...for the health benefits of course!
DeleteChutes Magoo
#1 Kid needs to be drop kicked off of the roof.
ReplyDelete#1, that kid needs a whipping.
ReplyDeleteDid #3 just out lazy my kids?!?
ReplyDeleteThat's why you hire lazy people. They usually find the easiest way to get the job done. And if they don't get it done, then you boot their ass.
Delete100% New of a few bosses that would pick the laziest SOB on the crew to do the hardest task because he knew they would figure out how to get it done quickly (although I'm not sure how well) so they could get back to fucking off.
Delete#1 - I hope somebody thumped the little s**t who threw the ball.
ReplyDelete#2- Did i just see someone die?
ReplyDelete#9- NO, HELL NO, NO FUCKIN' WAY!
Possibly. Even with a helmet, that was a serious impact, plus the fall
Delete4: So what comes after a three dog night?
ReplyDelete9: Worst case of crabs I've ever seen.
-lg
You’ll be reading nt about the little bastard in #1. He’ll be the one they arrest for torturing animals or little kids one day.
ReplyDeleteI need some more of the number 5 babysitter, please.
ReplyDelete#6 the stupid jardiance dance
ReplyDeletehttps://www.reddit.com/r/CommercialsIHate/comments/12f1n8q/jardiance_has_gone_too_far_dancing_will_never/
#10 - Must have been either on her phone talking or texting and not paying attention to her surroundings. And of course, she will blame the other driver.
ReplyDeletewhile i agree someone needs to thump the kid in #1 real good, someone also needs to explain to whoever hired this guy and this guy that it is not 1850 and that isnt cool or entertaining in any way. That said a heckling would have done. Seriously someone wasted money on this
ReplyDeletewhat a flaming ass you are.
DeleteSoupy Sales on the unicycle was annoying AF, when the ornery kid smoked him with the ball- THAT was entertainment!!
DeleteStarker here,
ReplyDeleteThat kid in #1 needs several of the tailless whip scorpion or whip spider in #9 on him until he apologizes.
#5 You don't know how far you can fly until try it.
#2 Needs his head examined! And #8 too.
Nursey, me likey!
#2, #7 Gravity is a bitch… not sure is #2 is still breathing
ReplyDeleteMaybe #1 isn't "entertaining" to the brats but there could have been older people there enjoying the talent or maybe a charity raising money for others. Leave it to one selfish fuck to ruin everything for others. His parents should have to pay medical bills if he got hurt.
ReplyDeleteLotta old folks in the crowd, lol
DeleteWhy do I watch these, oh yeah for a laugh
ReplyDelete#3 is the laziest white guy I’ve ever seen!
ReplyDelete3) ¡Si se puede!
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