A 22-year-old man threatened to "eat" and "kill" his probation officer in a flurry of graphic text messages when he found out he was going back to jail for a probation violation, court records state.
Obinna Nnamani Nneji was charged with two counts of felony retaliation related to the threatening messages.
"I'm gone eat you. I'm a cannibal. I'm gone cook you up with seasoning and sauce and eat you," one message read, which was quoted in court documents.
-Denise
For the love of God, hide Uncle Brosey!
ReplyDeleteNow all that's missing is some Haitian BBQ sauce! I hope we import some more of these zoo specimens.
ReplyDeleteMost of "Them" are cannibals anyway. Why the surprise?
ReplyDeleteLet me guess, this person is...
ReplyDeleteA Sagittarius!
DeleteChannelling Hannibal Lecter?
ReplyDeleteHow long before Biden tells a story about his uncle who was eaten by cannibals in Houston while fighting at the Alamo?
ReplyDeleteAhh yes. I use similar tactics to get out speeding tickets and such, because I find that most law enforcement types respond well to being threatened for just trying to do their jobs and usually realize the error of their ways.
ReplyDeleteI guess this level headed dude with such a normal name can't be deported.