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Friday, May 10, 2024

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

A 24-year-old Florida woman was arrested after police said she broke into a neighbor’s home while naked last week.

According to a news release, police were called to a home in Lake City on May 1 for reports of a burglary in progress.
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10 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnyMay 10, 2024 at 5:33 AM

    It's a good bet she wasn't selling Girl Scout Cookies.

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  2. AnonymousMay 10, 2024 at 6:49 AM

    Of all the people to break in, a naked 24 year old chick. Shit man, that might turn into a good time. It could have been worse.

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    1. AnonymousMay 10, 2024 at 7:27 AM

      Well, she did knock, what's the problem?

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  3. AnonymousMay 10, 2024 at 7:35 AM

    Many a man’s dream😂🤣

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    1. AnonymousMay 10, 2024 at 8:38 AM

      You didn't look at the mugshot, didja.
      -lg

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    2. markmMay 18, 2024 at 3:12 PM

      I've done worse-looking women - but I learned not to stick it in crazy pretty early.

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  4. AnonymousMay 10, 2024 at 7:35 AM

    Drugs again?

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  5. AnonymousMay 10, 2024 at 8:33 AM

    What in hell is going on with women today? Naked rampages, boinking their underaged male students, siding with 7th century goatherds against their own sex, miscegenatin' like mofos. What is Big Pharma putting into their psych meds these days?

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  6. AnonymousMay 10, 2024 at 8:53 AM

    There must be some really good shit moving through Lake City these days
    JD

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  7. AnonymousMay 10, 2024 at 10:04 AM

    The Kate Upton of Columbia County.

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