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Tuesday, May 21, 2024

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

Add a soiled adult diaper to the long list of strange items used as weapons during alleged batteries in the Free State of Florida. 

After responding early yesterday to a reported domestic battery in St. Petersburg, cops gave this account of the alleged incident:

2 comments:

  1. Victim was quoted saying before the assault: "Don't give me any of your shit, bro".

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  2. I wonder if he was vaxxed or naturally nuts.

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