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Tuesday, June 18, 2024

5 years for hiding a murder, 7 more years for jizzing on a guard's hand

CHICAGO — A man has been sentenced to five years in prison for concealing the murder of his half-brother, but he received an additional seven-year sentence for something he did while in the Cook County jail.
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    1. Fucking Amish! EVERY DAMNED TIME!!!!!
      They are FUNDAMENTALLY INCOMPATIBLE WITH CIVIL SOCIETY. Rumspringer my ass.

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  2. "His total sentence of 12 years will be reduced to six years for good behavior . . ."

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  3. Come on judge give the Spook some credit for being a straight monkey since he popped his spunk on a female jail officer's paw.

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  4. Jizzed on the guards hand ? Was the guard giving him a hand job?

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