3: I killed gophers with great prejudice when I still did market gardens. Now, I just grow in containers. 6: Tell me you are on the plantation without telling me you are on the plantation.
I bet I've bought 4 or 5 fancy mole traps, yet I've killed more of those little bastards with a 357 than by traps. I'll look out in the early morning and see a patch of grass moving, then I go blast the fucker.
there is a ATV "fun park" not far from here. I have been told they have a lot of clowns that end up going to the hospital every weekend. don't know if anyone runs into signs like in number 7 but a lot of them do flip over trying to go up some hill there. (?) they are handy for some things, like plowing snow and things, never thought of them as toys though. dave in pa.
I'm just So ashamed of myself right now. I can't even tell you how many times I watched #6 , #3? What? It's Climate change,, those Dammed sink holes are a problem. Laughed long and hard because of several.
#3: I've ACTUALLY WITNESSED THIS in my vegetable garden!
#8: This actually happened to me when I was stationed in Kodiak, AK, though it was only a "90." I was driving perfectly straight. The win hit my car and it went 90* to starboard. Then it went 90* to port... with me doing NOTHING to intervene at all! I ended up right where I was supposed to be when it was over!
#2 Kung Fu Panda #3 thought that shit was only in cartoons #6 & 7 LOL, but fucking assholes #8 I meant to do that The rest were simply funny as could be.
I'm pretty sure #3 is a gopher. Moles are bug eaters. they fuck up your garden by killing the roots with their tunneling. no matter, both of the hateful bastards need blasting.
Moles are meat eaters. If you count worms and bugs as meat. Just as you will be if Billy Gates has his way. They make inconvenient little mounds of earth which are just nature's way of turning over the top soil. Like plowing. (See, I can spell 'murcken.)
3: I killed gophers with great prejudice when I still did market gardens. Now, I just grow in containers.
ReplyDelete6: Tell me you are on the plantation without telling me you are on the plantation.
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A .45 LC is not too big, ask me how I know. And I hate moles.
DeleteI bet I've bought 4 or 5 fancy mole traps, yet I've killed more of those little bastards with a 357 than by traps. I'll look out in the early morning and see a patch of grass moving, then I go blast the fucker.
Delete#3- Bugs Bunny?
ReplyDelete#7- That guy is just evil. I think I like him.
#2 Do not provoke the Bear-Fu master
ReplyDelete#8 I've done that turn maneuver before
#8 - Me too, but not intentionally…
Delete#2 looks like Elvis doing Karate moves on stage.
ReplyDeletethere is a ATV "fun park" not far from here. I have been told they have a lot of clowns that end up going to the hospital every weekend. don't know if anyone runs into signs like in number 7 but a lot of them do flip over trying to go up some hill there. (?)
ReplyDeletethey are handy for some things, like plowing snow and things, never thought of them as toys though. dave in pa.
I laauuhhffed.
ReplyDelete#7 must have known, he was issued the helmet
ReplyDelete2} Is that one of those Chinese bear's?
ReplyDelete3} I saw that in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
3} Life imitates art.
DeleteI'm just So ashamed of myself right now. I can't even tell you how many times I watched #6 , #3? What? It's Climate change,, those Dammed sink holes are a problem. Laughed long and hard because of several.
ReplyDelete#2 - "Single and ready to Mingle - How YOU Doing ?"
ReplyDelete#7 ' I've done that sitting on a truck bed rail - lucky I didn't fall down under the rear tire.
#6 looks like the new everyone's accepted cheerleaders these days.
ReplyDeletethat fat chick in every class, annoying idiot that wouldnt go away
Delete#2 - Some kind of Japanese Samurai bear?
ReplyDelete#8 - Nice recovery.
#10 - Saw that one coming...
#6, 7 and 10 are great ones.
ReplyDelete#3 only animated on looney tune or warner bros bugs bunny cartoon.
ReplyDelete#3 Elmer is going to be vewwy vewwy mad
ReplyDeletewhat a great episode with the garden and chipmunks -
Deleteand the vegetable factory under the barn
#6. Deserved it for having that stupid mask around her neck
ReplyDelete#3: I've ACTUALLY WITNESSED THIS in my vegetable garden!
ReplyDelete#8: This actually happened to me when I was stationed in Kodiak, AK, though it was only a "90." I was driving perfectly straight. The win hit my car and it went 90* to starboard. Then it went 90* to port... with me doing NOTHING to intervene at all! I ended up right where I was supposed to be when it was over!
#8 -- Had a job over Christmas break doing that in '82. Big lake in north Minnesota. Comparing a few dozen cars on how recoverable they were.
ReplyDeleteThat right there is just Running Fuddtastick!!.
ReplyDeleteYou do holler
Dance,muthurfukkah,Dance!!
Before you start blasting away, I'm sure..
Ohh,tell me itso..
Dammo spellchecker..
ReplyDeleteThat right there is just Fukking Fuddtastick
#2 Kung Fu Panda
ReplyDelete#3 thought that shit was only in cartoons
#6 & 7 LOL, but fucking assholes
#8 I meant to do that
The rest were simply funny as could be.
#6) Why do I hear Howard Cosell yelling: "Down goes Frazier!" "Down goes Frazier!" ?
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure #3 is a gopher. Moles are bug eaters. they fuck up your garden by killing the roots with their tunneling. no matter, both of the hateful bastards need blasting.
ReplyDeleteMoles are meat eaters. If you count worms and bugs as meat. Just as you will be if Billy Gates has his way. They make inconvenient little mounds of earth which are just nature's way of turning over the top soil. Like plowing. (See, I can spell 'murcken.)
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