I'm qualified to render a diagnosis: This child has "Advanced Precocious Infant Normality, "and the parents will require long term (minimun of 18 years) of strong Pharma.
Kids imitate what they see. I heard a story once about a kid who ended up in the hospital, unresponsive and "floppy." Turned out to be she was imitating her favorite stuffed rabbit, and as soon as the rabbit was taken away, she began to recover.
Batteries are ALL charged up ! Party Hearty !!
ReplyDeleteAh, a future head-banging concert goer. Rock on, dude!
ReplyDeleteNext comes stage diving and crowd surfing!
ReplyDeleteYet more evidence of the scourge of toxic masculinity.
ReplyDeleteGive that kid some Adderall.
I'm qualified to render a diagnosis: This child has "Advanced Precocious Infant Normality, "and the parents will require long term (minimun of 18 years) of strong Pharma.
DeleteKids imitate what they see. I heard a story once about a kid who ended up in the hospital, unresponsive and "floppy." Turned out to be she was imitating her favorite stuffed rabbit, and as soon as the rabbit was taken away, she began to recover.
ReplyDeleteKids do the darnedest things.
He's practicing heavy drinking heaving.
ReplyDeleteIs that Phil?
ReplyDeleteThat’s a character from the “Yo Gabba Gabba” children’s show. My daughter watched it as a toddler. She’s starting high school in the fall.
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