-Investigators charge that a funeral home worker planned to use a body bag to smuggle a life-size sex doll out of the home of a man who died in his Nebraska residence, according to court records.
Ryan Smith, 42, was arrested in October for allegedly breaking into the Omaha apartment where the deceased man lived. At the time, Smith worked for Mid America First Call, which handles “removals, transportation, embalming, cremations, and ship-outs.”
Maybe he was the deceased’s sex doll buddy? You know, like a porn buddy but for the sex doll.
ReplyDeleteI don't wonder what he does with female human remains. Nothing wrong with him that a crematorium couldn't correct.
ReplyDeleteThat's one sick puppy!
ReplyDeleteTime to crack open a cold one.
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