#8 - Shitty date. She wants to eat and scoot. #14: My interpretation is crying about inflation. Hell I had "sticker Shock" buying toilet paper at my local grocery store last night. Quilted northern 18 rolls for $25.
6) Shouldn't there be the tassel from her high school graduation cap hanging off the rear view mirror? Then again, maybe it's the boyfriend's truck, and he never graduated...........
7) I always tell people my resume is just a chronological list of things I don't want to do again.
ReplyDelete#7 is my short list of proud achievements. I did all of that and lived to tell about it. Quentin Tarantino has the long list.
DeleteA couple of whooshes today. #8? #14?
ReplyDelete#8 - Shitty date. She wants to eat and scoot. #14: My interpretation is crying about inflation. Hell I had "sticker Shock" buying toilet paper at my local grocery store last night. Quilted northern 18 rolls for $25.
DeleteOh c'mon, I bet it was really $24.99...
DeletePlus tax.
Delete#18 for the win
ReplyDelete#12 teaching in prison. At least most of the Russian prisoners get out and stay out. The worst get the old Boot Camp Treatment and combat training.
ReplyDeleteSeems our prisons just graduate worse criminals. Prove me wrong with more than one exceptional example. My table is over there with a coffee pot.
The "Rush-Un's" know how to deal with troublemakers. For a criminal there, it's: Go Big or Go Home.
DeleteAnd someone needs to remind Aesop that Russia was a country for a thousand years before George Washington was born.
#11 is funny because it's true.
ReplyDelete#18: You can, but only if you have sex before eating a Taco Bell.
ReplyDelete#19: No worries with my rotary dial wall phone.
I needed a good laugh
ReplyDelete#2 say no more.
ReplyDelete6) Shouldn't there be the tassel from her high school graduation cap hanging off the rear view mirror? Then again, maybe it's the boyfriend's truck, and he never graduated...........
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