re: #2 - That's because you understand that your time is your most important asset. Who wants to spend 10 minutes searching for a 9/16 box wrench when you can spend 30 seconds putting it back where it belongs when you're finished?
#5 - I've seen a 55" river catfish but never one that big...
Yeah, I'm totally on the guy side of that - my tools are always a mess. My brother-in-law and father-in-law, on the other hand, are OCD to an extreme degree. Yes, that's what their toolboxes look like. Which doesn't help with productivity (they're both auto mechanics) but does mean that they do good work. Really excessively good work at times, but good work nonetheless. Doesn't really slow them down as much as you'd expect in the normal course of things, but I really don't think every customer expects their hubcaps to be polished and the whitewall on their tires to be repainted before it's returned to them...
OTOH, when dad-in-law rebuilds an engine, it's *perfect*.
Yeah, I'm calling BS on that too. A woman actually putting tools back in the tool box? Nope. When my wife "borrows" one of my tools, it's left on the floor, on the workbench, in the dining room, in the yard, in the sink, wherever. And God forbid you say anything to her about it either. I've found several screwdrivers the hard way, with a lawn mower. I actually bought a throw-away set for her to use so she'll stop grabbing my good stuff.
But her stuff? Buddy, you best not even think about touching it.
#8 The person filming couldn't have warned him? Oh yeah, that wouldn't be funny! #5 And here we have the mythical unicow, distant cousin of the unicorn.
I'll call BS on #2 as well. Most guys keep their tools clean and well organized. It enables them to work faster and earn more $$$. Searching for a wrench instead of turning one makes you squat.
Yep, and for everyone else is that color coded stuff from Harbor Freight..! Honestly, if you do it long enough you probably have multiples of every size in several different types of storage and/ or mission specific carts and containers, boxes and belts. When I was starting out is the only time I ever had just one of each anything. V “fixin’ shit is what I do” C
My shop and all my stuff is in order. OCD? What ta fuck is that all about. I'm OCD becuase I take care of my shit? I'm not the asshole bitchin and pissin and moanin cuz he can't find a tool, document or anything else because he was too lazy to put it back where it belongs. And, keep your hands off my shit and I assure you I'll keep my hands off yours. That's the way it is.
She'll drop a tool wherever she's done using it and I- at least put the shit back on the work bench to put away later.
I have her convinced that the Channel-Lock Linemans pliers she dropped in the mud -and I found two weeks later cost $45 and to at LEAST put them on a shelf.
That sheep woulda got a full magazine just as soon as I got up and turned around. But no headshots. I want it to lay there abs appreciate what it did for a few minutes before it bleeds out.
#2 isn't a woman vs. man thing. It's a who gives a shit about the tools that make my living or not. I can show pics of my mechanics boxes and one of them keeps their box like hers and the rest not so much.
I work on Jets and Turbine Helicopters. You CANNOT LOSE A TOOL. Boxes have Racks like those Wrenches and Foam Cutouts for all the rest. I have 4 of those 14-Drawer Cabinets, when the Tools actually would fit in 2 of them. The Aircraft does not Start until the Tools are checked as being back in the Box.
#8 Fish weren't biting honey. We're having mutton for dinner.
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#3 Fat people are hilarious,
ReplyDeleteLooks like they will roll quite nicely.
DeleteClip needs some appropriate sound effects.
DeleteI gots to call bullshit on #2. My place might be a cluttered front to back, but my toolbox will be in perfect order.
ReplyDeleteSounds like maybe you've been a woman this whole time.
Deletere: #2 - That's because you understand that your time is your most important asset. Who wants to spend 10 minutes searching for a 9/16 box wrench when you can spend 30 seconds putting it back where it belongs when you're finished?
Delete#5 - I've seen a 55" river catfish but never one that big...
Anonymous is onto something
DeleteYeah, I'm totally on the guy side of that - my tools are always a mess. My brother-in-law and father-in-law, on the other hand, are OCD to an extreme degree. Yes, that's what their toolboxes look like. Which doesn't help with productivity (they're both auto mechanics) but does mean that they do good work. Really excessively good work at times, but good work nonetheless. Doesn't really slow them down as much as you'd expect in the normal course of things, but I really don't think every customer expects their hubcaps to be polished and the whitewall on their tires to be repainted before it's returned to them...
DeleteOTOH, when dad-in-law rebuilds an engine, it's *perfect*.
Yeah, I'm calling BS on that too. A woman actually putting tools back in the tool box? Nope. When my wife "borrows" one of my tools, it's left on the floor, on the workbench, in the dining room, in the yard, in the sink, wherever. And God forbid you say anything to her about it either. I've found several screwdrivers the hard way, with a lawn mower. I actually bought a throw-away set for her to use so she'll stop grabbing my good stuff.
DeleteBut her stuff? Buddy, you best not even think about touching it.
#2 is as fake as her eyelashes. No girl is that neat. Want proof? Take a look at the countertop and sink in her bathroom.
Delete#5 I used to wake up that way... now I have a hard time holding it to pee. #8 Ram chops for supper.
ReplyDeleteThe Liberal's tool box: A drawer for turning thingies, squeezy thingies, cutting thingies, pounding thingies...
ReplyDelete#8 - What's his name: Dodge?
ReplyDelete#1 That poor bovine didn't care for whatever the guy in back messing with its tail was doing. Makes you wonder what he did previously back there.
ReplyDelete#8 The person filming couldn't have warned him? Oh yeah, that wouldn't be funny!
ReplyDelete#5 And here we have the mythical unicow, distant cousin of the unicorn.
#10 ... That pale thing is not a tomato. That's a 1960s mini Superball.
ReplyDeleteI'll call BS on #2 as well. Most guys keep their tools clean and well organized. It enables them to work faster and earn more $$$. Searching for a wrench instead of turning one makes you squat.
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A man can look at that pile of wrenches and go directly to the 9/16.
ReplyDeleteExactly. And the commenters taking offense don't seem to understand that it was just a joke anyway.
DeleteYep, and for everyone else is that color coded stuff from Harbor Freight..!
DeleteHonestly, if you do it long enough you probably have multiples of every size in several different types of storage and/ or mission specific carts and containers, boxes and belts. When I was starting out is the only time I ever had just one of each anything.
V “fixin’ shit is what I do” C
My shop and all my stuff is in order. OCD? What ta fuck is that all about. I'm OCD becuase I take care of my shit? I'm not the asshole bitchin and pissin and moanin cuz he can't find a tool, document or anything else because he was too lazy to put it back where it belongs. And, keep your hands off my shit and I assure you I'll keep my hands off yours. That's the way it is.
ReplyDelete2 - the man can identify the wrench sizes by sight and doesn't need them arranged.
ReplyDelete#2. What planet is she from?
ReplyDelete#5 - Bullicorn? They'll probably blame it on globular warmenating.
ReplyDeleteThere was some damn good ones in amongst these
ReplyDelete#3- Fun with the Richter Family- I'd give that fall a 7.2-
ReplyDelete#3 - Asking for a friend, but are they two fat lesbians? I need to know if I can cheer...
ReplyDelete#2 is pretty much the opposite at the house.
ReplyDeleteShe'll drop a tool wherever she's done using it and I- at least put the shit back on the work bench to put away later.
I have her convinced that the Channel-Lock Linemans pliers she dropped in the mud -and I found two weeks later cost $45 and to at LEAST put them on a shelf.
That sheep woulda got a full magazine just as soon as I got up and turned around. But no headshots. I want it to lay there abs appreciate what it did for a few minutes before it bleeds out.
ReplyDelete#10 Trying to get my sister in law to make a decision.
ReplyDelete#6: How's she gonna get back in?
ReplyDelete#2 isn't a woman vs. man thing. It's a who gives a shit about the tools that make my living or not. I can show pics of my mechanics boxes and one of them keeps their box like hers and the rest not so much.
ReplyDeleteBiden has a German Shepherd, Kamala has a #5
ReplyDeleteI work on Jets and Turbine Helicopters. You CANNOT LOSE A TOOL. Boxes have Racks like those Wrenches and Foam Cutouts for all the rest. I have 4 of those 14-Drawer Cabinets, when the Tools actually would fit in 2 of them. The Aircraft does not Start until the Tools are checked as being back in the Box.
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