While two people have been arrested in connection with an attempted robbery in Orange County earlier this month, authorities are warning Southern Californians to be vigilant of approaching strangers who appear to want a hug.
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Ha ha, yeah..... like I'm going to let a total stranger close enough to give me a fucking hug.
People these days. SMH
ReplyDeleteJD
Thugs get free slugs.
ReplyDeleteI've given a couple of "free hugs" at comic conventions, but on the street, there's no fuckin' way.
ReplyDeleteI’m like my old 120 pound GSD Ava. No one ever.asked to pet her and no one has ever offered me a hug. Can’t figure it out. Both of us were/are nice. Eod1sg Ret
ReplyDeleteI had a shepherd. Kids LOVED her. I can't even hazard a guess how many times I heard "can I pet your dog?" from someone under the age of 12. Luckily, she was a big suck and very gentle and lived for attention.
DeleteWhere my ever present neck knife is handy.
ReplyDeleteThis one and the one with taking the corpse to the bank drive through...is my faith in my fellow humans waning...?
ReplyDelete/s
Sh-yeah, they want a hug, let them go down to the local Mongol clubhouse and hug away.
ReplyDeleteThat's an old French Quarter rouse with pick pockets using whores to distract a mark. At least I got my wallet back.
ReplyDeleteJpaul
Yeah, but Ken, these aren't even your former neighbors--these are Orange County Californians, and you know how they are. SoCal.
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd