#9 boats in the river to declare them dead if they hit. What they didn't show were the guys on shore with buckets and spoons in case they hit land. #3 Maybe he had a rat or snake in his engine bay and it took care of it.
I cornered a possum on my porch when I was about 20 years old. He leaned back and hissed at me, baring hits teeth at me. I don't scare easily, however I do scare. The teeth of those little things are needle sharp and they make up for their size with ferocity. I made sure that the door was opened on my porch and made a tactical retreat inside. He eventually left, and I made sure to fix the screen door so it didn't happen again.
#1 Dumbass could have used a 2x4 as a punch to do that from several feet away. #3 So that terrible screeching wasn't Taylor Swift on the stereo.... Al_in_Ottawa
Still not smart. More of the structure could have come down on him. The best way would be with a long rope leading completely out from under the structure, tied to a winch or vehicle to pull. You don't want to be under it all when the support comes down.
#8 The area around that tree is a no-go zone. A Walmart near me cut down every tree on its property because of all the bird crap left on cars and in the parking lot.
#3 - relocating a pissed off possum - get a stick, poke it at possum until it's got a real good grip, lift by tail & stick, relocate. I have one now that I've booted out of my garage a couple times. CC
#4 - annual CPR training class, gal goes to mannikin and immediately starts taking the top off without doing the tap and ask. Guy in the class said "I'd like to follow you down the beach!"
Awwwww, possums are okay. Always had a soft spot for them. They hiss and fuss, but I can’t bring myself to hurt one…. Coons on the other hand…. they die. Every time.
Came home from work late one night. Had to navigate around daughters tricycle on the driveway and there were toys in the yard and on sidewalk. Went in the house and got out of my suit and walked back out in a pair of shorts and barefoot to get things squared away. I was cussing under my breath ( been a grumpy asshole my whole life) and grabbing toys. I reached down to grab the stuffed animal on the sidewalk and the fucker opened it mouth wide and hissed at me! I had never been close to a possum before, felt real vulnerable just wearing shorts.
#10- As someone once said, "That's it for him."
ReplyDelete#10 ... Roomba introduces its new Bug-Zapper unit. Can't wait for the flame-thrower option.
ReplyDelete#9 looks like it might be from a bridge day in Fayetteville, WV.
ReplyDeleteNew River Gorge, WV
Delete#9 boats in the river to declare them dead if they hit. What they didn't show were the guys on shore with buckets and spoons in case they hit land.
ReplyDelete#3 Maybe he had a rat or snake in his engine bay and it took care of it.
I forget. How often do I change the possum in my VW?
ReplyDeleteGood one.
DeleteThat is the face my kids give me when I interrupt their video game to tell them to throw the trash.
DeletePossums - nasty looking creatures.
I cornered a possum on my porch when I was about 20 years old. He leaned back and hissed at me, baring hits teeth at me.
DeleteI don't scare easily, however I do scare. The teeth of those little things are needle sharp and they make up for their size with ferocity.
I made sure that the door was opened on my porch and made a tactical retreat inside. He eventually left, and I made sure to fix the screen door so it didn't happen again.
At my last place, I don't know how many of the fuckers I shot on my porch. They came up after the cat food.
Delete--Tennessee Budd
#1 Dumbass could have used a 2x4 as a punch to do that from several feet away.
ReplyDelete#3 So that terrible screeching wasn't Taylor Swift on the stereo....
Al_in_Ottawa
Still not smart. More of the structure could have come down on him. The best way would be with a long rope leading completely out from under the structure, tied to a winch or vehicle to pull. You don't want to be under it all when the support comes down.
Delete#3. Customer states, right headlight makes intermittent hissing noise.
ReplyDelete#10 The Terminators can't be reasoned with or avoided they will not stop until you are dead!
ReplyDelete#8 The area around that tree is a no-go zone. A Walmart near me cut down every tree on its property because of all the bird crap left on cars and in the parking lot.
ReplyDeleteThought maybe it was bats (?)
Delete#3 - relocating a pissed off possum - get a stick, poke it at possum until it's got a real good grip, lift by tail & stick, relocate.
ReplyDeleteI have one now that I've booted out of my garage a couple times.
CC
#4 - annual CPR training class, gal goes to mannikin and immediately starts taking the top off without doing the tap and ask. Guy in the class said "I'd like to follow you down the beach!"
ReplyDeleteInstead of horse power they use possum power.
ReplyDelete#3
ReplyDeleteI can hear the hissing without any sound on my computer.
#10 loved it.
ReplyDelete#3 Oh look a cute dead possum. Least it would be in seconds at my house.
ReplyDelete#2: goat chops for dinner? #7: explain that to your insurance company.
ReplyDeleteEye of the Tiger came on the radio. What else are you gonna do?
Delete#1- If we had more workers like him, we'd have less workers like him-
ReplyDelete#1 & #4- Looks like they are destined to meet-
#5. That's some bruised or cracked ribs for sure.
ReplyDeleteI hate possums more than Kenny hates T Swift.. I can shoot possums though which unfortunately Kenny isn't able to do with Swift yet...
ReplyDeleteJD
Awwwww, possums are okay. Always had a soft spot for them. They hiss and fuss, but I can’t bring myself to hurt one…. Coons on the other hand…. they die. Every time.
ReplyDeleteCame home from work late one night. Had to navigate around daughters tricycle on the driveway and there were toys in the yard and on sidewalk. Went in the house and got out of my suit and walked back out in a pair of shorts and barefoot to get things squared away. I was cussing under my breath ( been a grumpy asshole my whole life) and grabbing toys. I reached down to grab the stuffed animal on the sidewalk and the fucker opened it mouth wide and hissed at me! I had never been close to a possum before, felt real vulnerable just wearing shorts.
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