A UK tourist in Cambodia recently experienced an unexpected “monkey business” when he was asleep. Let’s just say, he should’ve left the window closed.
In a viral X post by @Puffin_CPFC, the victim explained his encounter with a naughty monkey who crept into his hotel room through the opened windows, took down the sleeping man’s pants, and started to “nibble” on his private part!
A wannabe Kamala?
ReplyDeleteCome on, tourists from the UK pay good money for a monkey blow job in Thailand.
ReplyDeleteEr, yeah. He "snuck" in. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
ReplyDeleteDid I ever say I hate monkeys? I think I may have...
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