#2: So true. #4: To quote a song: "Money can't buy me happiness but I'm happiest when I can buy what I want any time that I want" #7: It's always the damn phone for me. #17: I understand the NFL is testing some kind of laser thingy this year. People who actually still care about football are gonna miss the drama of watching those chains get pulled taut next to the random spotting of the ball. #20: That is GOLD.
Randy Newman had a line in one of his songs that went something like: Money may not buy happiness, but it will buy a half pound of cocaine and a 16 year old girl.
20 for the win!
ReplyDelete#20 FTW!!!
ReplyDelete#2. 'Strict Parent' is pretty subjective these days.
ReplyDeleteI see no problem with#13
ReplyDeleteYup they're like fleshlights that moan.
DeleteJust hold 'em by the heels and pull 'em on like a rubber boot.
Delete#2: So true.
ReplyDelete#4: To quote a song: "Money can't buy me happiness but I'm happiest when I can buy what I want any time that I want"
#7: It's always the damn phone for me.
#17: I understand the NFL is testing some kind of laser thingy this year. People who actually still care about football are gonna miss the drama of watching those chains get pulled taut next to the random spotting of the ball.
#20: That is GOLD.
Money can't buy you happiness, but it sure lets you look for it in a lot more places.
Delete#20- Lesbania? Donutolia? Straponistan?
ReplyDelete11 and remove your slave mask.
ReplyDelete10: first date… and he has a wedding band.
ReplyDeleteSmileyFtW
Randy Newman had a line in one of his songs that went something like: Money may not buy happiness, but it will buy a half pound of cocaine and a 16 year old girl.
ReplyDelete#8, (nine year old bride sold separately)
ReplyDelete- WDS