#4 A coworker backed a forklift into a 15,000 gal tank of Cabernet Sauvignon. He knocked the man hole cover off. The tank imploded and the wine gushed onto the floor. It was all hands on deck to jam wood stoppers in the drains and get centrifugal pumps and hoses set up. The most expensive wine variety just ready for be bottled. About 2,000 gal were lost. Plus an all stainless steel tank with ammonia cooling jacket was kaput.
#6. That grounds two aircraft. A coworker was making crowns from doing that to my plane. I told him if any closer I would punch his face. Major loss of revenue.
#9 is why I never eat salads, that, and watching "The Monsters Inside Me". Most parasites come from improperly washed leafy vegetables.
ReplyDeleteOh, just eat it! It's the future of food.
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DeleteWEF Chefs salad. One day soon, you’ll be glad for the added protein!
Like comedian John Pinette used to say: "Salad is what your food eats!"
Delete#9: There's your freshness guarantee!
ReplyDelete#4 A coworker backed a forklift into a 15,000 gal tank of Cabernet Sauvignon. He knocked the man hole cover off. The tank imploded and the wine gushed onto the floor. It was all hands on deck to jam wood stoppers in the drains and get centrifugal pumps and hoses set up. The most expensive wine variety just ready for be bottled. About 2,000 gal were lost. Plus an all stainless steel tank with ammonia cooling jacket was kaput.
ReplyDelete#6. That grounds two aircraft. A coworker was making crowns from doing that to my plane. I told him if any closer I would punch his face. Major loss of revenue.
#10. (In my best “Dad” voice): YOU’RE GROUNDED!!!
ReplyDelete#10 Contact with power lines?
ReplyDeleteOr contact with DEI hiring. Either way, you’re dead!
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What’s up in #3. Blew it up and still can figure that one out.
ReplyDeleteBottle of whatever that is broke the sink.
Delete2 is good. That way you can claim to only have had one cookie while scarfing down a handful of two.
ReplyDelete#10 Great thing we're next to a fire station!!
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