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Friday, July 26, 2024

Seagull fucks around and finds out

A South Jersey man is facing charges after authorities say he decapitated a seagull. 

Officers responded on July 6 to a report of animal cruelty at Morey's Piers located at 2501 Boardwalk Avenue.

19 comments:

  1. Killing seagulls shouldn't be a crime. They're vermin.

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  2. "The bird was attacking my daughter." 'Nuff said, so stop there.

    But people talk too much when dealing with the police.

    This is a classic treatise by an expert on why we shouldn't talk to the police:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

    There's a follow up where a former police investigator backs up what Dr. James says.

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  3. Can't even tell you how many times, or how many people, have dreamed of doing just that.

    Give the guy a medal.

    Another example of the radical left losing their minds at normal people.

    John G

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  4. Fauci tortured humans with masks and poison. Bunch of people couldn't give a shit. Fauci tortured beagles... evilest man on earth. God gave us control over the animals. Fucked around and found out is right. Where's the hero father daughter stuff at? Society is screwed when the cops support the wrong shit.

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  5. I asked my dad how seagulls got their name and he said "Flying Shit Factories" was too long.

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    1. So true and those turds are hell on paint
      JD

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  6. Rats of the sky.
    I'm glad where I live now has no sea gulls.

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  7. a seagull hunt on a wide open beach would be a hoot....or a monkey hunt ...good times would be had

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  8. Get the seagulls into a feeding frenzy. Then toss up the "alka-seltzer" tablets.

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  9. How to tell me he is not a Vibrancy, without telling me he is not a Vibrancy....

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  10. I have questions: HTF did he manage to do that? I can't see him using any kind of blade, so it must've been bare-handed. Shoulda had a cheering section instead of a pinch.

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    1. It's called wringing the neck. Farmer's wives used to do it all the time to chickens.

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    2. Not just farmer's wives, my grandmother would corner her intended meal then snatch and spin the chicken then turn it loose.. It would run with its head flopped over, damned things always seemed to be chasing us... Good times
      JD

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    3. My grandma would grab a chicken by the neck and snap its head off in just a couple flips, then she'd have a headless chicken jumping 8 feet in the air. More than once I had to go into the neighbor's yard to retrieve a bloody headless chicken.

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    4. Yeah, sometimes the head would come off with her as well, best I remember most times she would chop it off after the chicken dropped dead...
      JD

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    5. Isis shit there man. My granny did the same and that was some damn good yard bird.

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  11. Seagulls are dumpster diving trash birds. Wring their necks, blast them out of the sky, feed them treble hooks and smash them with broom sticks. Form a posse of pellet gun plappers.

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  12. For a second I thought someone got Steven Segall

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