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Thursday, July 04, 2024

Tennessee man upgrades to ham

A lucky Tennessee man turned a $20 ticket into a $1 million lottery jackpot.

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“I said [to the clerk], ‘If I hit this million dollars, I ain’t ever eating bologna again,’” the father shared.

7 comments:

  1. There's Florida man, there's California (fill in his preferred gender identity here), and then there's Tennessee Man.
    I like Tennessee Man.

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  2. Good fried bologna on fresh white bread with mayonnaise and a tomato slice, hard to beat

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    1. Toss a bit of lettuce on top. That was lunch today.

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  3. I would have told him that if you quit buying scratch-off tickets at $20 a pop, you could eat better right now.

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  4. No bologna, but he'll still dine on Spam occasionally

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  5. I would live on a diet of peanut butter before eating bologna.

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  6. Fried thick sliced bologna, a couple over easy eggs, grits or hash browns and a biscuit. Shiiiiit.

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