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There's Florida man, there's California (fill in his preferred gender identity here), and then there's Tennessee Man. I like Tennessee Man.
Good fried bologna on fresh white bread with mayonnaise and a tomato slice, hard to beat
Toss a bit of lettuce on top. That was lunch today.
I would have told him that if you quit buying scratch-off tickets at $20 a pop, you could eat better right now.
No bologna, but he'll still dine on Spam occasionally
I would live on a diet of peanut butter before eating bologna.
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There's Florida man, there's California (fill in his preferred gender identity here), and then there's Tennessee Man.
ReplyDeleteI like Tennessee Man.
Good fried bologna on fresh white bread with mayonnaise and a tomato slice, hard to beat
ReplyDeleteToss a bit of lettuce on top. That was lunch today.
DeleteI would have told him that if you quit buying scratch-off tickets at $20 a pop, you could eat better right now.
ReplyDeleteNo bologna, but he'll still dine on Spam occasionally
ReplyDeleteI would live on a diet of peanut butter before eating bologna.
ReplyDelete