#8 I think you can get a Vodka Pop, but you'll get something that looks like a popsicle. #11 It's not Trash, it's a Recycle icon. But the joke stays exactly the same either way.
#13 I have a golf ball launcher that fits on the threads of a pistol barrel. hows this for a game..you get a hand reloading tool, a small supply of powder, and a certain number of primers. you fire off the golfball, reload the cartridge each time, but you need to make every grain of powder and each primer count. you run out, you're done.
you must stand where the golfball rested to fire the next shot.
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#4: Replace "child" with "wife".
ReplyDeleteAloha to that!
DeleteOr Kamala "school bus" Harris
Delete#7 if your date uses the pronoun 'them', you have more than just money problems.
ReplyDeleteWould have immediately ended, if it even began.
Delete#8 - In the South it's Coke. This is a perfectly valid conversation.
ReplyDeleteMe: "Goin' to the store, want anything?"
Them: "Yeah, get me a Coke."
Me: "Ok, what kind?"
Them: "Dr Pepper." or RC Cola or Sprite or 7Up or whatever
Me: "Ok."
I was asked that once in the South back in the 90's. I'll have a Coke. "What kind?" ummm Classic?
Delete#20 for the win!
ReplyDeleteI'd agree with that.
Delete#8. It is all COKE. Just with different flavors.
ReplyDelete#8 I think you can get a Vodka Pop, but you'll get something that looks like a popsicle.
ReplyDelete#11 It's not Trash, it's a Recycle icon. But the joke stays exactly the same either way.
These mostly had me go what the hell
ReplyDelete#17 makes me think about Alice Cooper for some reason
ReplyDelete#1--that's right, they're busy munching carpet.
ReplyDelete#8--this is Tennessee. It's all Coke.
--Tennessee Budd
13 - put 'em in the gallery.
ReplyDelete#19--my uncle Otis when I was a little kid.
ReplyDelete#13 I have a golf ball launcher that fits on the threads of a pistol barrel. hows this for a game..you get a hand reloading tool, a small supply of powder, and a certain number of primers. you fire off the golfball, reload the cartridge each time, but you need to make every grain of powder and each primer count. you run out, you're done.
ReplyDeleteyou must stand where the golfball rested to fire the next shot.
haven't figured out scoring yet.