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Tuesday, July 30, 2024

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19 comments:

  1. #3 - Reminds me of this:

    I told my kids that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.

    The little bastards unplugged the TV and poured out my whiskey.

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    1. That is just so funny.
      Of course being a Baby Boomer, I am thankful for the new medical equipment. So should younger people because you never know when you might it too.

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  2. #6: ? Mowing the lawn for Valentine's Day?

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    1. Think about trimming something up. Does that help?

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    2. Hey, I’m not as dumb as I thought I was.

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    3. Thanks, Ken. Can't believe I missed that one, but I"m not good with calenders.

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    4. That reminds me. I need to trim my nose hairs.

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  3. #9 Exactly, also we still talk about our cars fuel economy in mpg but in Imperial gallons not US gallons (160 fluid ounces versus 128).
    Al_in_Ottawa

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    1. 14 litres/100km..? never even knew if that was good or not
      I always sold my shit in 112/227/454 gram bags

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  4. # 1. Both Bledsoe
    JD

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    1. That should be both blewsome
      Not sure WTF happened with my original post
      JD

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  5. lol thanks WC. #6

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  6. As a 75 yr old boomer can relate to #3. 2017 had shoulder repair, 2018 surgery on nose and throat took care of apnea. 2019 was the big one, had aortic valve replaced, during surgery a piece of calcium got loose and gave me a stroke, came to with left side of my body not working. Most was very temporary, have some problems with left hand. Yesterday I had a total reverse shoulder replacement since my rotator cuff was totally destroyed. Now i have two chunks of titanium in arm and shoulder. All my previous surgery's required a hospital stay. Yesterday was at the hospital but it was treated as out patient day surgery. Went in at7:30 was home by 6pm i didn’t have time to flirt with the young hotties my but got shipped home. Since I've retired I've used the hell out of my medical insurance.

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    1. Thank you. I'm 73 and you have me counting my blessings. I haven't seen a doctor in over 35 years. I'm hoping I can keep it that way until the day I kick the bucket, which will probably be stress related and will occur sometime during the Harris administration.

      By the way, my local hospital is owned by Dignity Healthcare. My made-up slogan for them is "Dying with Dignity".

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  7. On #8, are you sure that isn't when he invented negative numbers?!?!?!?

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  8. #1 - Given Newsom's known philandering ways, this one could be entitled "Knewsom & Blewsom. Though "Blewalot" would be more accurate.

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