This year, it's kinda fucked up because the 4th falls on Thursday and my birthday is on Sunday, so what I'm going to do is to post for the 4th because I usually schedule ahead anyway, then take Friday and all of next week off.
Don't worry about your Friday posts, though. You'll get the full compliment of posts on Thursday, everything from a whole mess of White wimmens for starters to your regular Friday political memes to some hottie shaking something to wrap it up.
So yeah, I'll be off on the 5th and should be back on the 15th provided I don't break a hip or die of old age before then, which is a very good possibility seeing as I'm turning 65 (!) this year, making me officially elderly and frail. Which reminds me, I need to start bulk shopping for Geritol and stool softener. And Depends - can't forget the Depends.
Have a Great vacation and a Happy 4th!
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Enjoy! You've earned it!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday and I hope you enjoy your vacation!
ReplyDeleteI will miss you, happy birthday, have a great week off.
ReplyDeleteFitty
Love you Kenny, Happy Birthday Brother.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your time off, Ken.
ReplyDeleteLeigh
Whitehall, NY
Happy Birthday and many more!
ReplyDeleteTake a vacation and Happy Birthday!
ReplyDelete65?
Yer a pup yet!
Enjoy the time off, you deserve it!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday and hope you have a good time. I'm 65 in few days myself which does not explain why I sometimes feel like a kid in my head. Anyway congrats on making it this far!
ReplyDeleteWell, since the cat is out of the bag, I reckon I'll go ahead and wish you a Happy 65th now and get it out of the way. Happy Birthday, Friend, and don't forget the Meta Mucil.
ReplyDeleteBTW, it's noon here at 1900' elevation in the Sierra Foothills and it's already 100°. Good thing it's a dry heat.
Enjoy your time off!
ReplyDeleteWe will desperately miss you but have a great time you all need a break
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your time and Thanks for what you do!
ReplyDeletewell, get the fuck outta here, and... Just busting your chops, brother. Be safe, take good care, and happy birthday! 65? I can't even remember... blessings to you and Miss Lisa, Kenny.
ReplyDeleteMay you wake up every morning on vacation anyway.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday
ReplyDeleteI always tell my friends never trust a fart after 50.
My younger sister turned 65 June 30. Both of y'all are a little crotchety. Stand by, you'll get much better at it. Happy Birthday.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Ken!! I hope you and Miss Lisa have a great vacation too!
ReplyDelete65 huh? Enjoy Medicare (bastards).
Ed
Happy 65th & have a great time!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday and Independence Day...
ReplyDeleteTake all the time you need and enjoy your vacation
See you soon
JD
Buddy, thanks for all the entertainment, have yourself an well deserved Vacay!
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Enjoy the break Ken.
ReplyDeleteHappy B'Day to ya, and here's wishing the two of you a wonderful vacation.
ReplyDeletehave a good Birthday and holiday
ReplyDeleteI hope you and the Mrs have a great time away. And thanks for all you do to entertain and inform us the rest of the year!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to sign up for Medicare. I did and almost got fined for it. It's against the law to not accept your govt's "gifts".
ReplyDeleteHow could I forget? About 4 months back, my phone started ringing off the hook from insurance brokers trying to sign me up. I went ahead and enrolled thinking it would end all the calls, but now I'm getting at least a couple calls a day from Medicare reps wanting to explain all my 'free' benefits - you know, the ones that's costing me over a hundred bucks a month?
DeleteAvoid the advantage plans, as, although they're low cost or 'free', you are the product. A type 'G' plan is the best. You won't have to pay for anything, ever, with one of those. I hope you and Lisa have a terrific, joyful, relaxing, and re-charging vacation. Bon Voyage !
DeleteIf you are straight A/B/D you can get a supplement to cover everything (except drugs) after the deductible. I found Farm Bureau to have the best prices on the coverage, but that may have changed over the years since we made the change. I think they have a Part D provider as well.
DeleteEnjoy!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday🥃! My wife's b-day is Monday, 65 and named Lisa. Have a relaxing vacation.
ReplyDeleteThanks for all you do.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday WC!!!...and thanks for all the Good Mornings! :)
ReplyDeleteA toast to good health, and a long life. Happy Birthday Ken.
ReplyDeleteHave fun on a well earned break from entertaining us knuckleheads .Some downtime and visiting old friends and family. Hope you get some 'powder aroma therapy' as well (Don't forget to police that brass.)
ReplyDeleteHappy 2 U Day!
ReplyDeleteThank you for everything you do for us, Wirecutter. Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteKen you and Lisa have a wonder vacation. Get lots of rest. Enjoy your time off and have a great birthday.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Kenny!
ReplyDeleteTom762
Depends is a friend, Lasix is Not
ReplyDeleteHave a great vacation Wirecutter. Oh, BTW, as long as your investing in Depends....why not run the current POS...er... I mean...POTUS out of town and take over.... since all you need is Depends, I guess ... LOL! See you when you get back.
ReplyDeleteHave a great VayCay Kenny!
ReplyDeleteWell, happy birthday to you. 65 eh? Oh, to be 65 again, and my only medical problems were my bum knees. You and Miss Lisa have a great vacation. See you when you get back.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your time off and thanks for what you do!
ReplyDeleteThank you for your work enlightening, entertaining and enraging us. Have a great weekend and think of how great America has been and how there is always hope we can be great again.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, young feller!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday..!!
ReplyDeleteHave a great holiday.
Biggskye
KMLA can't be a five minute job: enjoy your holiday, forget the hard work and you'll come back as fresh as a 65 year old daisy. Five minute jobs, by the way, now you're old, will take two hours and two days' recovery time . . .
ReplyDeleteGeritol is also known as fossil fuel. Enjoy your day and your time away.
ReplyDeletewell, happy birthday ! just watch you ass away from home. past 65 a couple of years ago.
ReplyDeletelife just gets better (???) yeah, right. everything is now electric start as puling kills my back these days. if it doesn't start after 3 pulls, I am done. dave in pa.
Happy Birthday and enjoy your time off. I will have to warn my wife to ignore the quivering mass of protoplasm in the corner: it will just be me on my semi annual knuckledraggin deficit DT's. If the world hangs together that long, we will see you on the other side.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday and many more!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday! Mine is today - The 4th - and I know you are a handful of years ahead of me, so I enjoy your wisdom and snark. May da gubmint leave you TF alone, and Happy Independence Day everyone! -Brewer96
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Kenny,hope you and Misses have a nice holiday.
ReplyDeleteOh also.....,damn man,your old as fuck!
Con'grats on hitting 65! Have a great VaCa and stay safe.
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