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Wednesday, July 03, 2024

Welcome to America, Juan

CHICAGO — A group of migrants attacked, robbed, and carjacked another migrant outside the city’s shelter at 1358 North Elston, across from the Salt Shed, on Monday evening. Police said the victim refused to pursue felony charges, but two men were charged with misdemeanors.
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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 3, 2024 at 7:17 AM

    Why are they here?

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    1. AnonymousJuly 3, 2024 at 8:13 AM

      Three words, Joe Fuckin' Biden!

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    2. AnonymousJuly 3, 2024 at 8:38 AM

      To commit the crimes Americans aren’t willing to do?

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    3. AnonymousJuly 3, 2024 at 8:44 AM

      I blame John Deere for this problem.

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    4. AnonymousJuly 3, 2024 at 8:50 AM

      Because Politicians are too lazy to kill you and steal your stuff. Hope this clears up any confusion.

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  2. Big Ruckus DJuly 3, 2024 at 8:49 AM

    They "juanted" his shit. Welcome to America (in name only), esse. Thought the old country was bad? Well, you're really fooked now.

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  3. AnonymousJuly 3, 2024 at 10:22 AM

    Oo-aht a juanderfool contree! "Jose can joo see....."

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  4. AnonymousJuly 3, 2024 at 11:12 AM

    He had apparently just carjacked the car from someone else. No biggie, I'll just carjack another one.

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