An 85-year-old woman sitting with her family on Cocoa Beach was stabbed in the leg by a beach umbrella that flew into her group Saturday afternoon, according to police.
We need common sense legislation to address the deadly proliferation of assault umbrellas. Unless, of course it is a black umbrella impaling a member of the white patriarchy.
Another law coming to outlaw dangerous umbrellas. Wonder if it was Mary's?
ReplyDeleteWe need common sense legislation to address the deadly proliferation of assault umbrellas. Unless, of course it is a black umbrella impaling a member of the white patriarchy.
ReplyDeleteWe want to keep assault umbrellas safe, legal, and rare.
ReplyDeleteIn this world where everyone is a "victim" maybe the umbrellas are victims too, so the only reasonable answer is to ban beaches.
ReplyDeleteWhat we have to do is outlaw wind. Always go to the source I always say.
ReplyDeleteWe need some sensible umbrella laws.
ReplyDeleteWhen beach umbrellas are outlawed, only outlaws will have beach umbrellas. Dwell on that one before hastily enacting any legislation, Florida.
ReplyDeleteWithin the last few weeks, there was actually a news segment directly related to this in the Tampa Bay Area.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.fox13news.com/news/how-to-prevent-a-flying-umbrella-new-safety-standards-for-deadly-risk
God has an opening to speak with you right now
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