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Tuesday, August 13, 2024

21 times a month? That's all?

Men who want to lower their risk of a common cancer should masturbate and have sex more, according to research.

A new review of existing studies dating back 30 years found the more often men ejaculate, the less likely they are to develop prostate cancer.

Researchers recommended climaxing 21 times per month because the literature suggested it lowered the risk of disease by one-third. 
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-JQ

22 comments:

  1. So, 21 yippee's for one third reduction....that mean 100% guarantee if I maintain a batting average of 63 a month? Hands and implement will end up callused like a foot sole. Dietary supplements may be necessary. Do sperm banks accept donations by the bucket?

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  2. By this standard I can personally inoculate 20 or 30 other guys per month just by walking past them.

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  3. I'm going to live forever.

    Glenn Filthie

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  4. Someone (cough cough) should increase the “she’s taken men” pictorial edition for the “common good” .

    TMF Bert

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    1. Time to bookmark more Rule 5 sites.
      -lg

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  5. What do I do the other three weeks of th month?

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  6. I wonder if the inverse is true? Will getting 'blue balls' ( a common condition for young men prior to birth control pills) drastically increase your chances?

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  7. Well that math didn't work for me.

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  8. I did it so much as a young man I should probably live forever

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  9. I wonder if, based on this study, my Medical insurance will cover happy ending massages? I’ll even accept the fact the provider is a “specialist” and pay the $15 copay.

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  10. "21 times a month" ....but for how many years? And starting when? Fairly easy target at 16; might be a bit more problematic at 66....

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  11. Nah, shit. Sounds like too much work to me.
    Besides, give it a week or two. Another study will
    be out that will contradict this one.
    Just wait & see.

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  12. Between the 80s & 90s I think I'm caught up & then some.

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  13. Shouldn’t have told me that!

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  14. 21 times a month....fuckin amateurs

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  15. And then genetics comes knocking. My father, my two brothers, and I all were diagnosed with prostate cancer between the ages of 50 and 53. When I was diagnosed the doctor said the chances of my brothers also being diagnosed went up 700%. One-third reduction is small potatoes in that league.

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  16. Hmmm...guess I'll have to cut back...

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  17. That explains why I have prostate cancer. I’ve been trying to figure out how many times a week semi-anually is for the past 40 plus years.

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  18. I AM IMMORTAL, TIME NOR CANCER CAN STOP THESE HANDS FROM PRODUCING THE SALTY NECTOR OF THE GODS

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  19. 21 times per month. So I'm gonna have to halve my current rate?

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