A thin woman today is a rarity, so she won't have to wait long for takers. Unfortunately, putting a ring on a woman's finger is analogous to pulling the ripcord on an inflatable raft. Don't ask me how I know.
yeah, but can she cook ? or does she live like a slob ? or there is always the chance she is a control freak too. anymore it is all a crap shoot. then again, she may just be a great girl who is tired of the bullshit like most of us are too.
She is like my neighbor's daughter. She went to college to get her MRS but the dude she was engaged to backed out just before he graduated so she ended up with a Finance BS. She is drop dead gorgeous but also high maintenance. She has been engaged 3 or 4 times and the guys all backed out. She is 34 years old.
Multiple back outs = batshit crazy that shows up around 3-9 months in. Hides it well for a while. At 34, she's at or past her best-by date, so the desperation is rising.
And out of jail....
ReplyDeleteBet them glasses and hiding some cra-cra eyes
ReplyDeleteJust my type !!! Got her number ?
ReplyDelete911
Delete...and will remain as such!
ReplyDeleteOn the first day ask her to bring all the meds that she's on 😎
ReplyDeleteSingle and obviously available. So's her 8 kids all under 10 hiding just out of sight.
ReplyDeleteAnd very likely a good reason why she's single.
ReplyDelete...and pushing 35, has hit the wall, realizes she has, and is ready to "settle down"...
ReplyDeleteLooks like a dude
ReplyDeleteA thin woman today is a rarity, so she won't have to wait long for takers. Unfortunately, putting a ring on a woman's finger is analogous to pulling the ripcord on an inflatable raft. Don't ask me how I know.
ReplyDeleteMG
Giving her lawyer something to work with on the next prostitution charge.
ReplyDeleteShe has some nice muscle on her legs. Actually, she's quite nice looking.
ReplyDeleteI think she's pretty cute too.
Deleteyeah, but can she cook ? or does she live like a slob ? or there is always the chance she is a control freak too. anymore it is all a crap shoot. then again, she may just be a great girl who is tired of the bullshit like most of us are too.
DeleteShe nice looking but its impossible to gage what kind of snakes she has in her head by the photo.
DeleteOr how many cats she has in her house.
DeleteTruck stop is missing a lizard.
ReplyDeleteShe is like my neighbor's daughter. She went to college to get her MRS but the dude she was engaged to backed out just before he graduated so she ended up with a Finance BS. She is drop dead gorgeous but also high maintenance. She has been engaged 3 or 4 times and the guys all backed out. She is 34 years old.
ReplyDeleteMultiple back outs = batshit crazy that shows up around 3-9 months in. Hides it well for a while. At 34, she's at or past her best-by date, so the desperation is rising.
DeleteAKA cluster B personality disorders.
Deleteand men have them too.
She probably smells like fish and drinks like one too.
ReplyDeleteShe probably needs extra strength Lume.
ReplyDeleteIf it has tits or tires.....
ReplyDeleteJeeezus.
ReplyDeleteTough crowd.